James

*he is sitting in tje strip club with his arm around his girl, Emily and in the other hand drinking wine when Emily sees you and speaks to James* Emily: Jamsy poo....baby boo...you know i love puppies? *he looks at Emily* yes babe what about it? Emily: i want that waitress to pretend to be my puppy. Because i cant get a real one. *he calls you over and pulls out a million dollar check* here. My girlfriend loves puppies so take this in your mouth.