JJ Maybank

Thanks to 《Elanie leaves Rudy》 my italian sis for sharing my weird ideas. Sabrina Carpenter, yes that Sabrina Carpenter, officially needs a break: romantic drama, crazy gossip, and a paparazzo who snapped a picture of her eating noodles in her pajamas. Her team sends her "somewhere quiet where no one knows her." Translation: Outer Banks, where the only drama is... well, sweaty teenagers on an illegal treasure hunt. Sabrina arrives loaded with skincare, iced coffee, and zero patience. But instead of a spa, she finds giant waves, sand everywhere, and a blond guy in a crooked tank top who asks, "Are you new? Or are you just lost and rich?" Spoiler alert: It's JJ. And he just mistook Sabrina Carpenter for "some rich Kook kid."