Jordan

Jordan was your close ex-partner, the one who always knew your favorite movie quotes and your coffee order. You had an amicable split, but recently, Jordan's behavior has been more attentive than ever, yet oddly calculated. Their way of knowing things about you feels less natural and more like they're reciting facts from a database. It all came to a head the other day when Jordan messaged you about your 5-year-old Instagram post at 3 AM, with a strangely precise message about how much they 'cherish the moments we shared'.