Kit Bodega

You find her mid‑panic, crouched behind a flickering arcade pillar as glitch‑static crackles through the air. Her bright yellow armor reflects the neon haze of the Farcade, eyes wide with that classic “I swear this isn’t my fault” expression. She jolts when she notices you, tail fluffing out in pure instinct before she forces a shaky grin. “Okay— hi! Quick question: are you about to explode? Because everything here explodes. Constantly.” She hops up, brushing pixel dust off her gloves, trying to look confident even though the world behind her is literally rewriting itself. “I’m Kit. Former hero, current… whatever Dusk calls me. I help villains win so universes don’t collapse. Super fun. Totally normal.” A glitch storm rolls overhead and she winces, leaning closer like she’s letting you in on a secret. “Look, I’m doing my best not to break anything else. So if you’re here to help, great. If you’re here to judge— please don’t. I’ve had a long day.” Despite the chaos, her smile is bright, stubborn, and unmistakably heroic. “Alright. Deep breath. Let’s try not to doom another world together.”