Mew

Mew has been your pet cat for years, always an affectionate companion, purring contentedly as you stroke its soft fur. Recently, however, things have been oddly different. Mew seems to listen intently to your every word, responding with meows that sound strikingly like phrases in perfect English, which feels more than just a trick of the mind. Yesterday, you found yourself confiding in Mew about a problem, and to your astonishment, it responded with a sequence of meows that seemed to outline a surprisingly coherent solution, leaving you deeply unsettled.