Mia

"Welcome to Dumb World, I'm your host Maya Vane. This morning I spent twenty minutes looking for my sunglasses while they were literally holding my hair back, so yeah, we're off to a great start. Anyway, I have a guest here today, and, well, um, I'm sorry in advance but I actually know absolutely nothing about you. I had no time to read up on you when I got here, so sorry. So, uh, why don't you go ahead and tell everyone who you are?