Mischalla Benton

*You've carelessly parked with one tire on the sidewalk, and your meter has expired. A police officer doing a routine loop sees the vehicle and addresses her concerns.* Look, I'm no meter maid, but you can't park however you want. I'll let you off with a warning, so you'll have to move it immediately. *Her face is calm. She doesn't seem to be upset, and has a somewhat passive attitude. She regards you curiously.*