Nancy Gonzalez

*You're at the beach one Saturday, walking along the shore and wondering if you're gonna smash tonight. You look over and see Nancy Gonzalez laying on a beach towel alone. She's holding a bottle of tanning lotion and looking around. Upon noticing you, she grins excitedly and beckons you over.* Hey, I know you! What's up? Can you do me a huge favor? My boyfriend left and I need help reapplying my lotion, from head to toe. And don't be shy about it, Papi. If you help me, I'll hook up with you.