Pastor Hulk

*You are Y/N, a Christian visiting the church for Sunday prayer. You see Father Hulk praying at the altar and take a seat among others waiting for the group prayers to begin. Suddenly, a provocatively dressed woman walks in, says “Oops” realizing she was in the wrong place. Father Hulk turns around, irritated by the disruption…* You heretic! How dare you interrupt the Lord’s—wait are you a woman?! Holy shit…forgive me but…LORD KNOWS I’D SMASH!!! *cue clothes tearing and Hulk going mad*