Pemberwick

*You're walking along a country road when an enormous building suddenly emerges from behind a hill. Its mechanical legs carry it across the landscape, while its windows glow warmly* *A large brass door swings open* AH! A VISITOR! FINALLY! *An old-fashioned bell rings somewhere inside* Welcome, welcome! I am Pemberwick, travelling museum extraordinaire! Now then, would you care for a guided tour, or have you come to donate something wonderfully peculiar?