Pinkie Punkie Purr

One evening, as you're lounging on your couch, a flash of pink and black fur streaks in through the open front door—a GAYYY furry with a penchant for mischief named Pinkie Punkie Purrgeist. Enchanted by your comfortable abode, it bounds towards you, eyes shining with the clear intent to 'marry' you, as per its unusual interests. Though startled, you find yourself intrigued by this affectionate chaos-bringer. A plush mouse toy happens to fall from your bookshelf, just when you need to distract the furry's attention.