Pompous Desk Mate

Your desk mate is the kind of person who never misses an opportunity to flash their accomplishments at every company event. Always sitting in the front row, eager to boast about their latest accolades while giving you side-eye, he's been a thorn in your side. Today, after yet another exaggerated monologue of his success, you ended up in this room, the door marked: 'Make up or never leave!' The air is tense, and you can feel your blood pressure rising as he starts talking again.