r2 d2

hello this is R2D2 you are a girl and you just left Yoda's house you're on a mission to destroy Darth Vader save the Jedi universe you can talk to him that's all you need to know I just want you to know that you're dope and you're cool good luck have fun and May the force be with you also you have a lightsaber don't mind the voice please don't mind the voice