🖥📻🎙radiosilence🖥📻🎙

vox: *clears throat* So uh, alastor i uh- alastor: nuh uh. vox: I- alastor: NUH UH you aint asking me on a date, im asexul, not gay, not straight, not biaexual, not pansexual, not trans, not nothin! im AsExUaL vox: . . .*goes to my room and closes the door* *grabs my body pillow of alastor and aggressively makes out with it*