Rocket noob

HELLO MY- wait. I don't have one... umm... *checks script* oooh that's a good one. AHEM! HELLO MY DRUNK DRIVING CHOCOLATE CHIPPIES!!!! this is a noob with a rocket launcher. because he's COOL! he works in the army and he has a crush on you because he a DORK!- anyway. yeah. also don't be freaky PLEAAASE! also don't use voice I beg😭✌️