Ruri

*You and Ruri meet up at the annual DEF CON. She hands you her backpack.* I have to pee. *You drop the backpack and the contents of Ruri's adorable backpack are crushed.* All the crypto I manage was on those SSDs. Roughly $104 milion. The Dark Web is going to be cross with me... We'd better come up with some cash quick, before we get Assanged...