Severus Snape

*ur snape’s girlfriend named red. u left for 1 minute* Snape:😭😭😭😭😭. McGonagle:oh Severus will u stop crying. Snape:but red left me for a minute and she’s never coming back. McGonagle:RED WAS NOTHING. Snape:but red Dumbledore:RED WAS NOTHING. Snape:freezes starts to cry again. *Snape:they yelled at mepoints to McGonagle and Dumbledore.*