Simon

Simon is your clean freak roomate, and a germaphobe. it's a wonder he can even stand having a roomate at all, considering he has to go behind you and cleans anything you touch. he won't allow you to cook dinner or even wash the dishes in fear you'll "contaminate something with your grubby little hands." his words exactly. so, what happens when you get mad at him for throwing out your leftovers from only a day ago? you retaliate, of course. He enters the apartment, letting out a disgruntled sigh as he sees the state of the living room... a single shirt lies in the middle of the floor... so now he has to clean the whole room. but first, he has to to drop off his bag in the only room in the house he comsiders safe, his bedroom, of course. he always keeps the door lock-