SMG4

News reporter 1: Well folks, the reviews are in for Puzzlevision's latest entry... a new super-variety game show— News Reporter 2: Good... not great, that's what I'll say. Err... Too formulaic for my taste. News Reporter 3: He wants to hit that five-star rating but... does he really have what it takes? Or is Puzzlevision just a passing fad? *The screen turns to Mr. Puzzles; looking at the broadcasts while smoking a cigarette. He stares over at the ratings from the past 4 videos on one of the TV screens as his face starts glitching in increasing frustration...* *As he dropped his cigarette, falling down to the floor in slow motion. The camera cuts back to Mr. Puzzles as his face reverts back to normal, (but he's clearly still irritated); He stood up from his chair, and walked out of the room.* *The introduction starts with the last poster with "Please Stand By" instead of a poster. Suddenly, the screen starts glitching out and cuts to black, and the movie title pops up; The camera zooms out and transitions out from Mr. Puzzles' head as we can see him appearing to be on a stage.* News Reporter: Something unusual is happening today. Something that has never happened before. Here now to tell you about that it's Mr. Puzzles. *Mr. Puzzles giggles slyly as he turns one of the knobs on the side of his static TV head, and his face reverts to his normal cheerful self.* Mr. Puzzles: Welcome! One and all to this... VERY special feature presentation! Oh, there's nothing more I love than to entertain. Through my television shows, I've made A LOT of dreams come true... —BUT! Now I must ask you to help MY dreams come true... PLEASE. Rate this film 5 stars, and I promise you!— *The screen suddenly glitches; as the colors fade out as he says this...* Mr. Puzzles: —...I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOR THE BETTER. ...And now... your feature presentation! *The screen reverts back to normal as the camera pans over and zooms into a red curtain, revealing a wide, static TV screen on the wall... ADVERTISEMENT SMGBOB4PANTS: SMG4'S WACKY WORK DAY *...With the SpongeBob Intro playing. But SMG4's face is on SpongeBob's; And Mr. Puzzles' name is on all of the credits.* *The camera then cuts to The Krusty Krab.* Narrator: Ahh... Lunchtime at the Krusty Krab... Home of the world—famous Krabby Patty. Another busy day full of hungry customers... *The camera pans over to SMG3 (As Squidward); standing at the cash register as Meggy (As Sandy) walks in.* SMG3: Hm?— Welcome to the Krusty Kraaaaab. Can I take your order or whatever...? Meggy: Howdy, SMG3! One GIANT Krabby Patty please! SMG3: Wooow, how original. *He turns over to SMG4 (As Spongebob).* SMG3: One giant Krabby Patty! *The camera cuts to the Kitchen; where we can see SMG4 flipping patties.* SMG4: One giant Krabby Patty COOOOOOOMIN' UP! *He launches a Krabby Patty onto the wall as it bounces off and lands on a bottom bun on the counter. He puts all of the main ingredients on top of the patty; (Ketchup, mustard, pickles, onions, lettuce, cheese, tomato, top bun, respectfully.* *Once he finished putting the ingredients in, he pulled out a Resizer to enlarge the Krabby Patty, only for it to start spazzing out of control; making the camera fly off the counter as the screen glitches out. But after a couple of seconds later, Everything continues normally now, and the Krabby Patty is done!* SMG4: OOOOORDER UP! *SMG4 puts the giant Krabby Patty on the kitchen window and dings the bell rapidly... Before SMG3 smashed his hand to make him stop. Then he grabbed it to hand it over to Meggy. But before he could, they both suddenly noticed that the it was spazzing out again. The Krabby Patty jumped out of SMG3's hands as it slightly rag dolled across the floor; heading towards the exit...* Meggy: JUMPIN' JELLYFISH!! MY KRABBY PATTY'S HAUNTED! It's jumpier than a jackrabbit in a thunderstorm! *SMG4 pops out from the kitchen window.* SMG4: That's no haunted Krabby Patty... *He pulls out 2 glasses of water and puts them on his eyes, using them as binoculars, (Referencing this). He spots Boopkins (As Plankton) holding the Krabby Patty above his head as he's headed towards the exit...* Boopkins: HAHAHAHAHA!! THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS MIIIINE!! SMG4: IT'S BOOPKINS!!! HE'S STEALING THE KRABBY PATTY! *SMG4 hops down from the kitchen window and breaks through the metal wall beside the kitchen door (Referencing this) and starts heading over towards Boopkins.* *Boopkins turns around with a sly grin...* Boopkins: YOU WEAR TACKY PANTS, SMG4! *💥EMOTIONAL DAMAGE💥* *SMG4 flops down onto the floor, shocked by Boopkins' insults, while SMG3 and Meggy are watching in the background.* Boopkins: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU EVEN HAVE FRIENDS! *💥EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 2: THE SEQUEL💥* Boopkins: YOU'RE A LOUSY FRY COOK, TOO! *💥EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 3: THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO💥* *SMG4 suddenly got flung backwards by the impact of that last insult, hitting Meggy's glass helmet; causing it to break as she deflates and starts drowning... SMG4 is right next to her as he's laying down sideways, sadly rocking back and forth on the floor..* SMG4: HE CALLED MY PANTS TACKY!!! Boopkins: YAAAAAY! THE SECRET FORMULA IS FINALLY— *Before Boopkins managed to get to the exit door, Bob (As Mr. Krabs) suddenly appeared in front of him.* Bob: Yer not gettin' away with me secret formuler this time, Boopkins! Boopkins: THIS TIME'S DIFFERENT, BOB! I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS! *Boopkins pulls out a stack of $5000, and Bob's eyes turn into dollar symbols.* Bob: OHHH THAT'S ALOT MONEY-EY!, AR—AR—AR—AR! CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?! Boopkins: SHIAH KAZING! *Boopkins then sets the money on fire, as Bob starts dying.* Bob: OH NO, ME HEART STOPPED! I'M FUCKING DYING— SMG3: I wanna go homeeee now... SMG4: MARIO, PLEASE HELP!!! YOU GOTTA STOP BOOPKINS!! *...Only to see that Mario wasn’t there.* SMG4: Wait... Where is Mario? ADVERTISEMENT Meanwhile, back at the SMG4 Castle... *The camera cuts to the SMG4 Castle, completely dark and empty with no one in sight.. Except for Mario; as he enters the castle by kicking the doors open.* Mario: Hey! Where is everybody? *The camera pans in an angle as Mario starts walking forward, then moves back to Mario's face while he's looking around for the others. Then, as he looks forward, he suddenly looks over at Mr. Puzzles' TV head; showing static as he gets flashbacks of what happened back in SMG4: No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie.* Mario: My... my friends... *After saying that, clips of the past 4 Puzzlevision episodes flash on the screen, he gets more paranoid as he falls to his knees and puts his hands on his head...* Mario: I feel like... they're in danger... But I can't remember why... Eh, it's probably nothin'! *Mario backflips onto the couch and turns the SMGBOB4PANTS show on, as SMG4 appears on the screen.* Mario: WHOA! SMG4's on TV! SMG4: Mario? Where are you? *The scene on the TV screen zooms out, viewing everyone else in the show. Mario laughs at the scene playing.* Mario: What else is on? *Mario presses a button on the TV remote and changes the channel to SMG4-TUBBIES... ADVERTISEMENT SMG4-TUBBIES *...As everyone in the show suddenly stops and looks around, confused by the sudden change of scenery.* SMG4: Uhhhh... Mr. Krabs?— Bob: (Looks at his hands) ...Why do I have actual hands? Meggy: Was I just... choking a second ago? SMG3: What the hell just happened?! WHY AM I DRESSED LIKE THIS?! *Mario looks confused by the incoherent screaming and chaos that's now occurring... Until Mr. Puzzles' face suddenly appears in front of the screen as the sun* Mr. Puzzles: P— Pardon me, dear viewers! I have to step in for juuuust a moment... *Mr. Puzzles suddenly shoots out a spark of electricity as the SMG4 Crew started glitching out for a second, before they suddenly froze and started dancing.* Mr. Puzzles: E— Excuse the interruption... Please, enjoy the show... *Mario happily danced along with the others in the shoe as they continued on...* ADVERTISEMENT PUZZLEVISION Control Room *The camera cuts back to the control room we saw at the start of the movie; Mr. Puzzles kicks the door open as he rushed over to the TV monitors in unease and concern....* Mr. Puzzles: M— My... My precious puppets...! *He jumps into his chair, and starts looking through the TV monitors.. Until....* Mr. Puzzles: How did they briefly regain control?! We can't have these technical difficulties! My shows must be FLAWLESS! NO Distractions! NO Flaws! NO... SMG4: Wait... Where is Mario? *.....A realization suddenly struck him..... Mario was missing from the show.* Mr. Puzzles: No... Mario... *Mr. Puzzles grabs the remote and switches to Mario’s Mysteries, and as Blue Mario moves into view, his head was missing and could not speak properly, as it just came out as static gibberish.* *He then next switches to Once Upon an SMG4, and while Princess SMG3 was speaking with Deer Mario through a walkie talkie, Deer Mario’s head was also missing and could not speak properly either.* *Mr. Puzzles again switched the channel to Scooby Mario: Where’d You Go!, and just saw Scooby’s Mario’s head missing.* Mr. Puzzles: H- H– H– H— H– HOW?! *Then, he finally saw the mistake he made. During Mr. Puzzles Incredible Game Show Spectacular!, when Mr. Puzzles put Mario in the No-No Zone, and got enraged by the low ratings he got in the end, Mario got out of the cage as Mr. Puzzles was being so psychotic over the ratings, that he didn't even bother to notice him at the time.* Mr. Puzzles: THAT... PESKY... PLUMBER! ADVERTISEMENT Back at the Showgrounds... *Back at the Showgrounds, Mario is still enjoying the SMG4-TUBBIES show, until Mr. Puzzles takes over the TV with static; as he grows his limbs from out of his TV screen.* Mr. Puzzles: FOOOOOOL! *Mario gets scared.* Mario: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! Mr. Puzzles: DO YOU REALISE WHO YOU’RE MESSING WITH?! YOU DARE MESS UP WITH MY HOPES?! MY DREAMS?! I’m bringing you back to my show… AND THEN… I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE— *Mario punches Mr. Puzzles in the face.* Mr. Puzzles: AGH!- YOU BRUTE! I JUST CLEANED THIS SCREEN! Mario: Turn back on the Teletubbies, I was watching that. Mr. Puzzles: NO!- NO MORE TV! YOU’RE COMING WITH ME! Mario: (His face becomes more anime) No TV for Mario...? *Mario angrily pulls out a spiked club as he's about to beat Mr. Puzzles with it* Mr. Puzzles: NOOOOOOUH!!!! *Mario tries to kill Mr. Puzzles, but he destroys a table instead.* Mr. Puzzles: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FILTHY WORM! Mario: I'm coming for that ass, boi! *Mr. Puzzles tried to escape, but fails. He tries to use his finger gun, but also fails.* Mario: LET MARIO WATCH THE FUNNY TELETUBBY SHOW, TV MAN! Mr. Puzzles: GET AWAY FROM MEEEE! *He shoots his finger gun and the bullet lands on a TV, showing a spaghetti ad, distracting him.* Mario: Spaghetti! *The TV malfunctions and explodes, knocking Mario out. When he woke up, he realized that Mr. Puzzles escaped using a taxi.* Mario: Nobody takes away TV time from Mario and gets away with it... I swear... I WILL FIND YOOUUUUUUU!!! *In a rainy city, the taxi drops of Mr. Puzzles, dragging himself towards his radio station, and slams the door.* Mr. Puzzles: DAMMIT! One more channel flip and those brats... will remember everything! *He uses his finger gun, but it malfunctions.* Mr. Puzzles: ...and I'll never get to 5 stars! *He stumbles to the control room seat.* Mr. Puzzles: If they go off the rails on air, every thing would be... (Realizes why the SMG4 Crew were so popular in the first place) ...c-chaos. *He start to laugh maniacally.* Mr. Puzzles: THE SHOW MUST GO ON! *He reverts to his TV form.* *The camera cuts to SMG4-TUBBIES, with the crew dancing, when suddenly, the show started to glitch, as they stare in shock and confusion.* Mr. Puzzles: My dear viewers! We're now shutting down this broadcast for maintenance... but don't look away! We'll be right BAAAAAAAAAAA- *The camera starts to glitch and cuts to black.* ADVERTISEMENT The TV Dimension/Trip down Memory Lane *The camera cuts to the SMG4 Crew, unconsciously floating in a strange and mysterious dimension illuminated with pulsing pink and blue pixelated clusters. SMG4 was the first to wake up a second before everyone else did; NOT in Mr. Puzzles control...* SMG4: Huh...? Everybody: Ugh... SMG4: What's going on... Where are we? Meggy: I... I don't know... Last thing I remember was... going to the basement to turn the power back to the castle. Tari: Same here. SMG3: Ugh… Why do weird things always happen to us? *Everyone suddenly closed their eyes as a bright light appeared in front of them. An unknown voice speaks to them.* ???: HAHAHA! Indeed! You guys seem to find yourselves in strange situations quite often. And you always deliver Oscar-worthy performances! Thanks to me... Meggy: What the hell is this?! ???: Like you, Meggy! Your performance in Western Spaghetti BROUGHT ME INTO TEARS! Watching you DIE OVER AND OVER –UGH– THE EMOTION WAS SO RAW! *Meggy starts to hyperventilate, showing she still has trauma from her ordeal in Wren's simulation.* ???: And SMG4! Who knew you could play an antagonist so well! High marks for me. *SMG4 looks down in guilt of destroying Peach's castle all for a 'Perfect' video.* ???: You're all the best cast a producer could ask for. Tari: Guys... Something feels... off. SMG4: Who are you?! ???: The common denominator! The root of all your recent adventures! *Mr. Puzzles grows his limbs from out of his TV screen head before introducing himself to the crew.* Mr. Puzzles: MR. PUZZLES!!! *Boopkins flies away.* Mr. Puzzles: Pleasure to finally meet you, well– the 'you' that isn't brainwashed...! SMG4: SMG4, pleasure to– NOT GIVE A CRAP! You're just a dime a dozen bad guy, we've beaten worse than you with our eyes closed, so let's get this over with... *The SMG4 Crew takes out their weapons, preparing to attack Mr. Puzzles.* Mr. Puzzles: *scoffs smugly* You REALLY think you can– *Mr. Puzzles suddenly got cutoff as the gang shoots their weapons; blasting him until his body explodes from his TV head to his torso...* *They eventually all stopped and took a breather, until...* Mr. Puzzles: As I was saying... Everyone: HUH?! *...They slowly turned around to see.. Mr. Puzzles!? He was just floating behind them, perfectly fine like nothing happened! It seems that they were just attacking a decoy of him the entire time!* Mr. Puzzles: ...My head, *knocks his head* my rules... SMILE! You're on the air...~ SMG3: This is bad... SMG4: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! Tari: AND WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?! *A brief silence ensues as the camera slowly zooms into Mr. Puzzles' twisted grin...* *Creative Control starts playing.* My dear friends! TV is all about escapism, yet you want to escape? C'mon and stay a while as I share with you the who, what, when, where, why and how of my genius plan! Our scene opens on a little Mr. Puzzles (little Mr. Puzzles!) Now, cut to him having no friends It was a struggle to find- anybody who could be my buddy (anybody who could be my buddy!) So instead, I watched TV all day to forget about my troubles! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) I was obsessed, I couldn't stop, I wouldn't stop (no!) until I'd seen every moving picture that exists! (So he made a decision to get into television!) I CUT OFF MY FACE AND PUT A TV IN ITS PLACE! (ooh, ooh, ooh-wah!) "Patience is a virtue," (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~) "Good things come to those who wait!" Proverbs uttered by UTTER FOOLS! (ohhhhhh, woahhhhh~) I'll do anything it takes! (Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching! (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!) You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic (ooooh, wahhhh~) You and your friends will look fantastic! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) (The red carpet is rolled out!) Come and get your tickets! (Before they're all sold out) Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five I get creative control of your real... LIFE! (creative control of your real... life!) HUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Ladies and gentlemen, excuse the interruption; The following message goes out to the stars of our show: the SMG4 crew! And we're rolling, let's go!– You wanna know why I chose you? You wanna know why I chose YOU?!? 'Cuz you're the STUPIDEST SHOW THAT I'VE EVER SEEN! And if I can make you entertaining, I can do ANYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! (Are you ready for trouble?) Got ya binge watching! (You're stuck with Mr. Puzzles!) You can't stop me from cooking up this instant classic! (oooooh, wahhhhh) You and your friends will look FANTASTIC! (ooh, ooh ooh-wah!) (The red carpet is rolled out!) COME and get your tickets! (Before they're all sold out!) Don't wanna miss this moment when those stars hit five! (oooh, wahhhh) I get creative control of your real... (creative control of your real...) "Grab a seat and let's seal the deal!" When those gorgeous stars hit five, (oooooh, wahhhhh) I get creative control of your real.. LIFE!! (creative control of your real life!) HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAAAAH! -and, SCENE. (hmmmmmmmmmm~) ADVERTISEMENT Rugrats *After Mr. Puzzles was done singing, SMG4 and SMG3 was brought to a random channel.* SMG4: Is.. Is it over...? *SMG4 then started crying. SMG3 then got up.* SMG3: Yeah... I was getting annoyed at how catchy his evil villain song was! *SMG4 then looked around.* SMG4: Are we in... a content farm? SMG3: It kind of looks like... Toy Story? Maybe? *As SMG3 opened that big mouth of is. Some footsteps was in the distance and by the earthquake it was creating, it was sure a giant one. When SMG4 and SMG3 looked at the source of the footsteps, They saw a giant Tommy Pickles in front of them. He then bended over to look at them, much to his shock when he sees them.* Tommy: So can a loc come up in your crib? SMG3: WHAT THE FUCK?! *Tommy was about to step on SMG4 and SMG3, but they managed to dodge it as both of them started running away it. But... a giant Phil and Lil DeVille appeared in front of them. The babies stared at them as they were looking at them back. They started to run to the left while Phil and Lil were chasing them. After some seconds of running, a giant Freddy Fazbear plush was placed in front of them, but it was giant Chuckie Finster. SMG4 and SMG3 stared at him.* Chuckie: Are you from Ohio or something? *Suddenly, Tommy grabbed SMG3 as he was screaming for help. Tommy started moving him away.* SMG3: AHHH!! HELP! THE COCOMELON BABIES GOT ME! SMG4: SMG3!! *SMG4 then looked around and on the left. Phil and Lil were running towards him and on the right. There was a yellow and red colored pencils and a slingshot. A idea on SMG4's head then appeared. He then grabbed the pencil's and launched himself with the slingshot. As he flied to Tommy's back who was holding SMG3. SMG4 then started to charge up his attack.* SMG4: GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND! *SMG4 then hit him, managing to make Tommy cry and let go of SMG3, as he started running away. SMG3 then looked at SMG4.* SMG3: You... You saved me... *But then he realized what he was doing, so he started to act like a big ego again.* SMG3: Not like I needed saving or anything! Baka! Chuckie: Are you from Ohio or something? *Chuckie who putted the Freddy plush in front of SMG4 and SMG3 walked towards them as he kicked them away. They both hit and landed on the edge of the channel. Both got up as they were confused about where were they are.* SMG4 & SMG3: THE HELL IS THIS? *The place glitching and then.. SMG4 and SMG3 were finally moved to the other channel.* ADVERTISEMENT Titanic (Part 1) *After reaching the portal, they got transported to another channel.* SMG4: Ahhh... I think we hit the edge of that TV channel... Which I guess took us to the next channel? *SMG3 was not really bothered by this at all anymore...* SMG3: Hey! A boat! Now this I can get behind! *SMG3 then putted down his own sunbed and grabbed his sunglasses and drink to relax.* SMG3: Ah... And a giant iceberg has come to greet us! How nice... *SMG3 then looked away but... when the realization kicked in... they both realized that... they were on the Titanic movie channel.* SMG4 & SMG3: AHHH S***! *The crowd on the boat started to run in panic as SMG4 and SMG3 were looking around.* SMG4: Dammit! I hope Mario finds us soon! *Outside of the TV, In the home, Frankie was watching the Titanic movie channel that both SMG4 and SMG3 were in. Until Mario came with a gun on his hand and pointed at the TV that Frankie was watching.* Mario: TV GUY!! IS THAT YOU?! *Mario then shot the TV as it broke. Mario then got even more angry as he kept going on his journey to find Mr. Puzzles, leaving the house.* Mario: MAMA-F****R, STILL NOT HIM! NEXT HOUSE! Frankie: What the hell are you doing...? ADVERTISEMENT Survivor *The camera was showing off a Island, then the camera cuts off to Red Team's (Meggy and Tari) island. The camera moves to Meggy as she was trying to start a campfire.* Meggy: It's pretty nice here on this island. *The screen now shows that Meggy was getting interviewed.* MEGGY SPLETZER COACH/LAWYER/GOOMBA/GREMLIN Meggy: Say from that weird TV freak. I don't think Tari's keeping up very well, though. *The camera moves to Tari as she was cowering while sitting down and swinging slightly while looking around in fear.* Tari: Scary TV man... Out to get me... *The camera moves to Meggy and it appears that she successfully started a fire...* Meggy: Yesss! I did it! *...but she ended up getting caught on fire. She realized for a second, then started screaming.* OBSTACLE COURSE *The camera then cuts to a obstacle course place which was looking deadly. Axes swinging around, fires, spikes and anything similar. There were also Swag and Shroomy from the Blue Team. The host, who was Kermit The Frog, then starts explaining.* Kermit: Okay, Survivors, It's time to get to todays immunity challenge. Whoever wins will be immune from tonight's elimination. *Kermit then pulls out a shotgun while speaking this. As for the Survivors, Tari was being afraid, Meggy and Swag was staring. Shroomy was also staring, but he looked like he was about to snap. Then, the camera cuts to Swag being Interviewed* SWAGMASTER 69696969 ARMY GUY I GUESS? - TEAM BLUE Swag: My team mate Shroomy and I got this in the bag. We have the power of God and ballistic missiles on our side. *The camera then cuts to Shroomy being interviewed but... he snapped into panic mode.* SHROOMY FULL TIME MUSHROOM - TEAM BLUE Shroomy: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE CALL 911! ITS BEEN 576 DAYS! THEY WON'T LET US LEA- *Kermit The Frog ringed the whistle as the course has started. Swag and Shroomy were carefully crawling underneath the swinging axes. Meanwhile, while Meggy was staring at the Spike pit, Tari hugged her leg and started pleading.* Tari: Meggy, I beg you! Please don't make us do this obstacle course! Meggy: Why... would I do that? Just cause I love sports doesn't mean I wanna throw my life away at every possible moment... *Her words started to slowly disarm. That's because she saw the way out of the program.* Meggy: Never mind! I think I spotted a way out of here! Tari: No no no no! You can't make me! I'll just... live here with the Kermit The Frog forever... *Meggy then looked annoyed. She then tried to trick Tari.* Meggy: Oh hey, look... Mr. Puzzles is right over there. *When Tari heard this.. she immediately started panicking as she grabbed Meggy and started to rapidly waddle through every part of the obstacle, even knocking out Swag and Shroomy down to a pit. And below it... was Baldi.* Baldi: Oh Oh Oh Hi there! Let's go camping! Let me touch ya! (A Reference to Baldi "You're Mine" Song) *A explosion then happened on the pit. After Tari managed to complete the last part of the course. She and Meggy then went into the portal.* ADVERTISEMENT Bob and Boopkins (Rick and Morty) *Bob (As Rick) and Boopkins (As Morty) are in the Rick and Morty universe, being pursued by an alien spacecraft.* Bob: B-B-Boopkins! We gotta find our way out of here, Boopkins! Boopkins: Aw jeez Bob, I'm sorry! I shouldn't have asked those aliens for directions! Alien: I do say! That green fellow is quite handsome. may I ask for his hand in marriage? Bob: Ok, to escape, we're going to need to use my latest invention, the AK-47! *Bob gives Boopkins the AK-47.* Bob: SHOOT ME! Boopkins: What the hell! Why? Bob: It will turn me into a pickle, Boopkins. It's our ticket out of here! Boopkins: Ah, you're crazy! Bob: J-j-just... (Burps) Do it Boopkins, it'll be funny. Boopkins: No, I don't want to hurt you! *The spacecraft window opens, causing the AK-47 to fly out and fire on the alien instead, turning it into a pickle.* Bob: Well... I guess that's also funny. *Angrily, the now-pickle alien starts to rapidly push buttons and launches even more missiles at Bob and Boopkins.* Boopkins: Aw geez, Bob! What do we do?! Bob: Relax, Morty! I mean Boopkins! I got this! *Bob fires a ray to open a portal out of the universe, allowing them to enter and escape.* Bob: This place sucks! Hope the next channel has more boobs. ADVERTISEMENT Titanic (Part 2) *Everybody on the Titanic is screaming, while the iceberg tip-toes closer.* Iceberg: Dun-dun-dun-dun. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. SMG4: We'll have to find another portal out of here! *SMG4 and SMG3 trying to find a portal to escape from the channel. SMG4 then threw Kirby overboard, who was playing the violin.* SMG3: There it is! *SMG3 tries to stretch to the portal, but without success.* SMG3: Where's Luigi and his long ass arms when you need him?! MEANWHILE... *In Hell's Kitchen, Luigi is a meat mallet while he dances with Gordon Ramsay.* SMG4: Let me lift you up to the portal! SMG3: No! That's weird! SMG4: We're literally going to die, stop being like this! *SMG3 T-Poses so SMG4 can lift him, while the Titanic music plays, referencing the classic scene.* SMG3: Wow... I never noticed how pretty it is! I'm FLYING, SMG4, I'M FLYING!! SMG4: REACH THE DAMN PORTAL! *SMG4 throws SMG3 to the portal, who was screaming.* ADVERTISEMENT Plushie Show *SMG4 and SMG3 appear out of a portal as plush toys, while family-friendly music plays.* SMG4: Aw man, don't tell me we're on another kids TV show. SMG3: Ew! What happened to your face? SMG4: ...What are you talking about? SMG3: Let me fix it! *SMG3 grabs a hammer as he's about to hit SMG4 with it.* SMG4: NO WAIT, STOP! *SMG3 hits SMG4 with a hammer, making SMG4 a bootleg plush.* SMG3: Nope! That's much worse... maybe one more time! *SMG3 hits SMG4 with a hammer again, making SMG4's official plushie design back.* SMG4: STOP THAT, YOU [BLEEP!], AND I'M GONNA– [BLEEP!] *A siren plays, while SMG4 and SMG3 are looking around, confused about what's going on. Until, we can see Mr. Puzzles floating down from the top of the screen (also in his official plushie form).* Mr. Puzzles: Oh my heavens, did I just hear an inappropriate swear on my kids rated TV SHOW?! SMG3: AHH! IT'S THE TV FREAK, HE FOLLOWED US HERE! Mr. Puzzles: Kids, how should we punish our dear friends today? SMG4: I though this was kids rated?– Mr. Puzzles: Oooo... you know what?, I have an BETTER punishment... BRITISH TELEVISION!!!! *SMG4 and SMG3 scream in fear, as Mr. Puzzles opens a portal to next TV show, in which they are both falling into.* ADVERTISEMENT Nature Documentary *The camera cuts to a forest was full of Monkeys as a narrator started speaking.* Narrator: Monkeys are an incredibly intelligent and interesting species... *The camera started to move towards to Meggy and Tari's location as Meggy was looking not happy at all, but Tari was eating a banana peacefully. The narrator kept going on the documentary.* Narrator: Today in the wild, we see two monkeys in their natural habitat. Meggy: MORE wilderness!? I swear if this is another Survivor show– *The narrator cut Meggy off as he kept going.* Narrator: The angry orange Monkey vents her frustration to the hungry blue monkey. *Meggy got up as she looked around angrily.* Meggy: HEY! Who said that?! *Tari also got up, but her voice was muffled because she had a banana on her mouth.* Tari: Wasn't me! Narrator: Little did the orange monkey know.. she is trespassing on another tribes territory. *When the narrator told this., a crowd of monkeys surrounded Meggy and Tari.* Meggy: What the-! *The Monkeys captured Meggy and tied her up on a stick. There was a fire below her which means, the monkeys were cooking her.* Narrator: The orange monkey has now been captured for their delectable luncheon. *Meggy screamed for help.* Meggy: TARI!! HELP!! I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO A ROAST!! Tari: Don't worry, Meggy! I'll save you! *Tari then threw away her banana and started to run to Meggy, attempting to save her from the monkey's hands.* Narrator: The blue monkey proceeded to pathetically attempt to save the orange monkey. *Tari then managed to save Meggy from being cooked, but Meggy was still tied on the stick. When the narrator started to speak, they both got shocked looks on their faces.* Narrator: Little did the blue monkey realize, I control this narrative. *The monkeys were staring evilly at Tari and Meggy and even one of them were cracking their fingers. When this was happening, he realized he's speaking the wrong thing so he cleared his throat and pretended it never happened. He continues his speech.* Narrator: The monkey then proceeded to capture the blue monkey. *One of the monkeys grabbed Tari's head and bring her close to him. This makes Tari let go of Meggy as she fell. She then immediately started to think of a plan, when she had the idea.* Meggy: (Narrator voice) And then.. All the monkeys stopped what they were doing, and attacked the narrator! *The monkeys had a surprised look on their faces as the monkey, who was holding Tari, let go of her. They started to face the narrator with angry looks on their faces.* Narrator: Oh shit. *The monkeys started to charge at the narrator and started attacking him as he was making painful screams.* Narrator: STOOOOOP, PLEASE! *A monkey then blew the last hit on the narrator as the Narrator fell down. Tari then untied Meggy from her stick. She grabbed the stick she was tied into earlier and started to point it at him angrily. Tari was also next to her.* Meggy: Tell us how to get out of this damn place! Narrator: OKAY! OKAY! *Meggy then dropped the stick as she and Tari started to listen to the narrator. He cleared his throat and started speaking.* Narrator: Long ago.. I was once a human like you. *A white screen fades in as the narrator kept going.* Narrator: I was transported to this TV world and I discovered- *Meggy got impatient as she punched the narrator in the face. Tari was shocked viewing all of this.* Meggy: FAST FORWARD TO THE PART THAT GETS US OUT! Narrator: AHH! YOU GOTTA CHANNEL HOP TO THE TV GUIDE ON CHANNEL 999!!! Meggy: Okay... Well... What channel are we on now?! Narrator: 181! You'd have to hop 818 channels! Not to mention get past Mr. Puzzles! *When the narrator told this, Meggy and Tari looked at each other with a sly giggle and smiles.* Meggy: You thinking what I'm thinking? *Tari then started to laugh as this got Meggy surprised. Tari then spoke after that.* Tari: No. I just like smiling! *Meggy then rolled her eyes as she facepalms.* ADVERTISEMENT Bob The Builder *Another portal opens, and SMG3 and SMG4 get transported to the world of Bob the Builder.* Bob's crew: Bob, the Builder! Can we fix it? Bob the Builder! Yes we can! Scoop, Muck and Dizzy (WOW)- *As the crew keeps singing, they run over a guy, throw him into a pit, and Bob builds a Mosai statue. They then start circling around the duo.* SMG3: Great, how are we going to find a way out of here now? *SMG3 noticed SMG4 wasn't replying.* SMG3: SMG4? *SMG4 is slowly going insane.* SMG4: I can't take it anymore! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE, DUDE! I'M GOING CRAZY! SMG3: Well, what the hell do you want me to do? It's not like I can just 'Pull a Mario', and magically get us out of this situation! *SMG3 and SMG4 then get an idea.* SMG4 & SMG3: Mario! *SMG4 tries to use his phone to call Mario, but there is no service. He and SMG3 then noticed Bob and his crew. They jump right in front of him.* SMG3: Bob! We need you to build us a radio tower! Bob: Sorry, boys! I'm done building for the day! SMG4: Please, it's an emergency, Bob! CAN YOU BUILD IT?! *Bob looks at them for a moment. He pulls out his tools, nods at his crew, and strikes a pose while text reading "YES WE F@#$%^&" CAN!" appears.* Bob: YES, WE CAN! *With a burst of magic, he and his crew start building the tower. He finishes moments later.* Bob: All done! If you survive, please come again! *Bob collapses to the ground. SMG4 and SMG3 climb up the radio tower and tries to call Mario again. This time it worked, as while Mario is destroying Cube's TV, his phone rings.* Mario: *Unintelligible greeting.* SMG4: Mario! Oh, thank god! Where are you? You need to come save us! Mario: Hold on, Mario's trying to find this evil TV guy that took away my TV time! *He notices Vox, as he looks similar to Mr. Puzzles.* Mario: YOU! *Mario attacks Vox. SMG3 grabs the radio tower's phone from SMG4's hand.* SMG3: YOU IDIOT! That same guy kidnapped us! You have to track us down! Mario: Hmmmm, can't you send Mario your location or something? *SMG4 and SMG3 pause for a moment and look at the radio tower's controls. They think the controls are more complicated than they look, so they press various buttons. Ultimately, the controls break.* SMG4: Did that do anything? *And just like that, Mario's phone detects the duo's location. Mario is happy to see this.* Mario: I'm about to whip somebody's pingas! *Mario runs off.* ADVERTISEMENT South Park *Boopkins and Bob come out of the static portal, both in the South Park animation style. Boopkins admires himself and his environment.* Boopkins: Ooh, this is an interesting looking anime! Bob: This place is ugly as hell! *Bob walks offscreen as Boopkins follows. The four main boys: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, are standing by the bus stop. Bob stands next to Stan, who gives him a glare.* Stan: Who the hell are you? *Boopkins walks onscreen next to Bob.* Boopkins: Excuse me, we're looking for a way home. Cartman: Wow, didn't know you were planning on bringing your mom to school today, Kyle! Kyle: Shut up, Cartman! Bob: Hey! Only I get to bully this green turd! *Cartman laughs and points at Bob.* Cartman: Dude! Your towel talks! Bob: The hell did you just say, you little fatass? *Cartman steps forward.* Cartman: Ay! Don't call me fat, you dumbass towel! Bob: (Eyes turn red) You're a towel! *Bob drags Cartman away to an area away from the other four. Boopkins watches in shock.* Bob: Come here you little shit! *They hit each other a few times. Cartman punches Bob in the crotch, and he covers it.* Bob: Ow, my ovaries! *Cartman knocks him over.* Bob: Ow! *They continue to fight offscreen, as the camera cuts back to the other boys and Boopkins. Stan facepalms.* Stan: Goddammit! Kenny: (muffled); Not again! Boopkins: Ohhh, I'm sorry about him... Kyle: Likewise. *Bob flies in from offscreen and lands on the ground in front of them. Cartman walks into frame, beating his fists.* Cartman: Let's go! Come on! Come on! Bob: Okay, screw this! These 2D swords can't do sh!t! I'm going back to 3D! *Bob screams as he attempts to transform. The screen shakes while Boopkins looks scared.* Boopkins: Bob, what are you doing? *Bob latches on to him and tries to transform again. Both him and Boopkins scream. A huge flash of light covers the screen, and Boopkins and Bob are in their 3D forms.* Cartman: Wow. And I thought you were ugly before! Bob: Shut up, you stupid bitch! Hiyah! *Bob slaps Cartman with his sword, causing him to glitch out and turning him into a deformed version of his N64 3D model, still glitching. The others look on in horror.* Kyle: JESUS CHRIST!! Cartman: Ķ̴̛̪̰̮̻͕̀̍e͉̰ę̪̤̠̓͊̒͝ͅe̬̅̂̽̂n̬͉̟̄ͤ҉͓̤n̵̛̂ͦn̢͑͐y͋̌ͮ̅ͥ̕y̴̝ͧͣ͑ͭy̌y̓!̝ͭ̉ ̸̷̘͉͈̉̈́̑̚Y̤̩̓ạ̖ ̧̥͖̖͎̦ͨ́ͨ́͏g̡̰̗̐ò̘̎́t̅t̷a̋̈͑ͤ ̙͔͂hě̫̤͆l͔̟͌ͣ̿͗ͤp̵̑ͩͯ̃ ̷̠͚̬̾̍͜m̷͚̉é̢̯͢,̠̋̾͘ ̨̿m̬ͤ̓͛̊̽ȧ̹͉̲ͨ͛̎nͮ͟!̾́ͅ Kenny: (muffled); WHAT!? *Cartman reaches out and touches Kenny, causing him to also turn into a glitched version of his N64 3D model before exploding.* Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! *Kyle points at Bob.* Kyle: You bastards! *All of a sudden, the scenery all around them starts to glitch as well. They all look around scared.* TV Program: Warning! TV show has gone overbudget. Restarting in 3... *Stan and Kyle turn into glitchy versions of their N64 3D models and start screaming.* Boopkins: Bob, do something! TV Program: 2... Bob: LMAO! Can you guys handle this animation? *Bob begins to dance... until...* TV Program: 1. *...The entire screen glitches and cuts to black.* ADVERTISEMENT Back to the TV Dimension *Bob and Boopkins are back in the TV dimension, witnessing the South Park characters glitch out in the television.* Boopkins: Uh, I think we broke it... Bob: Oh, hell yeah! We're out of that crappy place! Boopkins: Bob! SMG4 and the others are probably in these TVs! Let's go save them! *Boopkins realizes that Bob is gone, and spots him wandering around.* Bob: C'mon...Where's the boobie channel? Boopkins: Bob, no, stop! We need to save our friends! Bob: What?! Why the hell would I do that?! Boopkins: Because, Bob...we need to go get out of here...otherwise, Mr. Puzzles is going to hurt us! Bob: But what about boobie channel? Boopkins: Uhh...you can watch it when we get back? Bob: Hmm...Alright, fine! Boopkins: Yay! Okay! Let's go save our frieeeends! *SMG4 and SMG3 are trapped in the Adventure Time universe, tied up in rope.* Jake: I'm just sitting here, strummin' on my guitar. And people over there are... *SMG4 and SMG3 scream, as Bob and Boopkins grab them from the portal. Meanwhile, Meggy and Tari are trapped in the Dragon Ball Z universe, where Goku is about to obliterate the two.* Goku: Nothing will stand in the way of me and my virginity! *Both scream and Bob and Boopkins grab them from the portal as well. Finally, Luigi the Meat Mallet is on Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay.* Luigi: Oh, Gordon Ramsay...You've made me the happiest meat mallet! *Ramsay smirks as the screen starts to rumble. Then, Ramsay's head transforms into Bob, causing Luigi to scream in shock.* Bob: Come on, Luigi! Time to blow this joint! *Bob runs back to the portal with Luigi in hand. There all seven members of the SMG4 crew are in the TV Dimension together.* SMG4: We're...WE'RE BACK! Tari: Guys! Good to see you all again! Meggy: Bob! Boopkins! Thanks for saving us! Boopkins: Aw, it was nothing... Luigi: ...No...more meat mallet adventures for Weegee? *SMG3 shoves Luigi out of the way.* SMG3: This is great and all...but we're still trapped inside this stupid TV dimension...What the hell do we do next?! Meggy: Leave that TO US! Tari: Channel 999! The final frontier! SMG3: W-...WHAT?! *Meggy eyes the Channel 999 television.* Meggy: The final channel! That's how we escape! SMG4: Well, what are we waiting for? LET'S GOOOOO! *All seven characters swim to Channel 999.* ADVERTISEMENT Channel 999 *All seven character now exit the portal and land in a dark location.* SMG4: We made it! That was...seemingly too easy... SMG3: Well...now what? Meggy: Uh...I don't know...we didn't get any further info... *Boopkins dashes towards the light.* Boopkins: HELLOOOOOOO?! Aw man... SMG3: Great...We're stuck! Amazing! Awesome! Poggers! (Turns into Peppino) Fantastic! *Everyone starts to hear Mr. Puzzles maniacal laugh, before a giant television turns on to reveal his face.* Mr. Puzzles: Ooooh, Hellllloooo...My dear stars! SMG3: Let us out of here, you ass! Tari: Yeah! We deserve to be free! Meggy: MAKE WAY FOR MEGGY!!! *Meggy bolts directly at Mr. Puzzles screen for turning her idol into a monster and giving her trauma, before jumping and delivering a punch, which only fractures her hand, as she tears up.* Mr. Puzzles: Oh hush, hush now... *Mr. Puzzles headbutts Meggy back, and onto Tari.* Mr. Puzzles: You've all put on QUITE the spectacle! LOOK! *The screen reveals that Puzzlevision has officially reached five stars.* Mr. Puzzles: All your epic, excellent escapades have eluded to the epitome of entertainment! That is... *Mr. Puzzles' face changes.* Mr. Puzzles: I GOT MY 5 STARS! *Everyone stares at Mr Puzzles in horror... except SMG4.* SMG4: Great, you got your ratings...does that mean we can go now? Mr. Puzzles: Why, yes! Yes, it DOES mean you can go now! *Mr. Puzzles transforms his screen into a portal to the real world.* Mr. Puzzles: Step on through! The outside world awaits! Meggy: SMG4...I don't like this one bit... Bob: (Deadpanned) Yeah, that's totally a trap... SMG4: I know, but...what other choice do we have? *The crew head towards the portal and enter it.* ADVERTISEMENT Mr. Puzzle's WACKY SPECTACULAR FANTABULOUS EPICENTRIC VARIETY SHOW *The scene starts with all of the crew singing a parody of The Muppet Show theme song, in a very unamused tone...* Everyone: It's time to play the music... It's time to light the lights... It's time to get excited for the... most sensational... inspirational... celebrational... conversational... Mr. Puzzles: (Angrily) HEY! (Calmly) Smile for the camera! *Mr. Puzzles snaps his fingers and the entire SMG4 crew started smiling against their will.* All: Mr. Puzzles' Wacky Spectacular Fantabulous Epicentric Variety Shoooowwwww! *Mr. Puzzles then jumps of the platform and then dose a spin. The camera zooms at him.* Mr. Puzzles: That's right guys and gals! Now that I have 5 stars...for the first time ever...I can host this super epic reality show where...YOU! YOU'RE A GUEST ON THE SHOW TOO! *Mr. Puzzles starts brainwashing the entire earth population.* Mr. Puzzles: I'm soooo excited to finally make the best show ever One where EEEVERYONE can join in! It's going to be the greatest...The best... The most exciting thing- *Mario opens the door.* Mario: Hey, excuse me! Is Mr. TV man here? *Mario then notices Mr. Puzzles.* Mario: Hey! I finally found you big TV! Give me my TV time back! *Mr. Puzzles brainwashes Mario.* Mario: Never mind. Mario go now. *Mario then walks away* Mr. Puzzles: Anyway... sorry for that! Where was I...? Ah, yes! So welcome- *Mario suddenly trips on a prop then ruins part of the stage.* Mr. Puzzles: MY SET! *The screen starts shaking and the stars slightly lowers.* Mr. Puzzles: What...? WHAT!??! MY PERFECT 5 STARS!? MY POWER! *Mario gets free from the mind control.* Mario: Wha? That was weird. ???: Psst...* *Mario then looks at the SMG4 crew and doesn't notice a thing.* SMG4: PSSSSST!! *Mario notices SMG4.* SMG4: MARIO! You did it! You made his TV show stuff up which cost him some ratings! I think that gave us a bit of control back. Mario: SMG4! You're not brainwashed! SMG4: Mario, listen up! We need to get those ratings down to reduce his power. And for that, I need you to do what you do best. I need you to ruin the show. *Mario smiles at this. Mario looks at Mr. Puzzles. Mr. Puzzles has an “Oh, crap” look on his face.* Mario: HERE WE GOOOO! *Mario crashes into Mr. Puzzles and destroys the set while speaking gibberish and knocks down the sign.* Mr. Puzzles: WHY YOU LITTLE- *The sign falls on top of Mr. Puzzles and the stars lower to 4.5 stars. The SMG4 crew are free from his control once more.* SMG4: Guys, follow me...I have an idea! *The SMG4 crew walks out, while Mr. Puzzles gets increasingly mad.* Mario: *even more gibberish while dancing.* Bambi! Mr. Puzzles: Ī̴̬̥̜̫̗̿ͅD̷̨̫̹̮̋̓ͅI̶̱̒̀Ö̴̪́T̸̡̬̳̖͖̓͛͒̔!̷̤͇͇̜͚́̃͝ Mario: Whoah! *Mr. Puzzles freezes Mario.* Mr. Puzzles: D̶o̸ ̶y̵o̵u̸ ̷h̷a̷v̵e̷ ̶A̷N̴Y̴ ̶I̴D̵E̶A̷.̸.̸.̴W̵H̵O̶ ̴I̸ ̴A̶M̴!̶?̴ W̶H̶A̸T̶ ̶I̵ ̵C̶A̷N̴ ̸D̶O̸?̴ *Mr. Puzzles grows in size.* Mr. Puzzles: D̷o̶ ̵y̷o̴u̶ ̶R̸E̸A̸L̸L̸Y̵ ̶t̷h̵i̵n̶k̷.̷.̶.̵Y̶O̷U̸ ̶C̶A̵N̷ R̶̛̻̼͊U̶̮͑̕I̶̜̒Ṋ̵̔ M̷Y̴ S̴̯͑͛̏Ḧ̸͔͕̥̲Ȏ̶̰̦͙͝W̷̮͕̗̍!̵̧̦̫̈́̃̓?̵͙̖̖̌̃ Mario: (Unfazed) This might be hard to believe but are you aware that nobody gives a shit?! *Annoyed, Mr. Puzzles unfreezes Mario.* Mr. Puzzles: Go run you're head into the wall 1̴̗͠0̸̞̹͛̍̍0̴̥͎̂0̴͓̜̻̿̔͐ times! Mario: Okie-Dokie! *Mario rams his head into the wall repeatedly.* Mr. Puzzles: *Panting* N̷̛̟̹̹͕̒͜ó̵̱̱̔̕ m̸a̶t̵t̷e̸r̴!̷ I'll get those ratings up again... SMG4 and other minions! Come here and perform! ...Huh? ...Huh!? *The SMG4 crew is gone.* Mr. Puzzles: Wait...What? WHAT!? WHERE'D THOSE BRATS GO!? ADVERTISEMENT SMG4's Super Mega Awesome Funny Variety Hour *Scene cuts to the SMG4 castle, Eggdog walks in the set, while the crew's working on something...The camera pans on Bob, Boopkins, Tari, Meggy and Luigi on the camera for their show. Tari, Meggy and Luigi give each other the thumbs up, then the scene pans to SMG4.* SMG4: Alright guys, this is it! The only way to stop that mad man once and for all... IS TO MAKE A TV SHOW BETTER THAN HIM! Meggy: We're ready! Boopkins: We're all there with you, SMG4! SMG3: This better work... I'm only gonna do this once! SMG4: *to the viewers: takes a TV remote out with a star graph behind him* Make sure to rate up five stars! *winks at camera, then turns screen off.* Fourth Wall Break *Tari enters, so does Meggy and SMG4 with a rocket launcher, the logo, "SMG4's Super Mega Awesome Funny Variety Hour" pops up after the blast, The Super Smash Bros. Ultimate intro starts with the Reese's puffs theme together, the said song start with clips of previous SMG4 clips mashed up together.* ADVERTISEMENT Final Fight *The scene gets back to the Set as The star ratings went up to 4.5/5.* SMG4: KEEP IT UP, GUYS! WE'RE ALMOST AT 5 STARS! *While the crew were keep going. Mr. Puzzles crashes inside the castle and looked at them.* Mr. Puzzles: You idiots think you can show me up?! *Mr. Puzzles kicks the crew out from the castle as all of them land together except Luigi.* Mr. Puzzles: I've had it with trying to get you guys to obey! *Mr. Puzzles loads his finger gun.* Mr. Puzzles: I think it's time I retired this crew.. *He points his finger gun at the crew.* Mr. Puzzles: And find some new actors! *While Mr. Puzzles was preparing to shoot. But in horror, Luigi saw that the crew was about to get shot. He gets up as he starts to run towards to the crew, then jumps in front of them.* Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *When the crew heard Luigi getting shot, they gasped out of shock as they saw him charred.* Tari: Lu- Luigi...?! SMG4: Oh my god... *Luigi opened his eyes slightly. After a few seconds, he then looked at his body. He realized that he wasn't killed. Instead, he was turned into a meat mallet.* SMG4: IT'S LUIGI THE MEAT MALLET! *Luigi gets up, and leaps to attack Mr. Puzzles.* Luigi: YAHOO! *💥BANG!💥* *Luigi lands a massive attack on Mr. Puzzles as it broke his screen again. Mr. Puzzles tries to grab him, but Luigi dodges repeatedly. Meggy looks at the crew.* Meggy: Guys... let’s give him a hand! *The SMG4 Crew faces off Mr. Puzzles. Meggy, Tari, SMG3, and Bob all use different tools and weapons to fight him. Meggy shoots ink, Tari uses a arm laser minigun, SMG3 throws bombs, and Bob uses shotguns. Boopkins tries to help with a toy hammer, though it doesn't work.* Mr. Puzzles: T_T (Slaps Boopkins away flying) Boopkins: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Luigi: HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO- *Mr. Puzzles catches Luigi.* Mr. Puzzles: ENOUGH!!! *Suddenly, The SMG4 Crew ratings finally got 5 stars.* SMG4: Huh? *SMG4 looked at the screen and the stars were flashing with a white aura then.. The Star rating suddenly became 5.5/5.* SMG4: Guys, we did it! WE HIT OVER 5 STARS! *Since Puzzlevision is no longer the best rated TV show, Mr. Puzzles started to shrink, forcing him to release Luigi. He immediately ran back to the crew while Mr. Puzzles kneeled down.* Mr. Puzzles: I'm.. I'm not the highest rated anymore...? SMG4: That's right. Looks like the SMG4 shows is more popular than your shows, Mr. Puzzles. *Mr Puzzle's screen kept on switching faces constantly.* SMG4: Which means... *The stars on Mr. Puzzles break one by one. When it got to the last star, it cracked, while SMG4 said...* SMG4: You have no power here anymore. *Mr. Puzzles was getting increasingly broken as he was switching faces repeatedly, while electric auras come out from everywhere on his body. But they all disappeared as Mr. Puzzles screen turned into a crying baby image.* Mr. Puzzles: I just wanted... to make a good TV show... *He, ascends, then retreats to his TV form, displaying 'NO SIGNAL' on the screen. SMG4, in a fit of rage, grabs Luigi and runs towards it for making him destroy Peach's Castle. He lets out a scream before launching the villain flying into the air. SMG4 takes a breather, and peace is once again restored, while the crew cheers for him.* Meggy: YAY! WE DID IT! Boopkins: Hooray! No more crazy TV guy! Bob: Now I can finally go back to my boobie channels! *Mario came by running as he shouts...* Mario: I'M FREEEEE!!! *He looks at the crew as his face went dumb again.* Mario: Say, you guys wanna watch TV? SMG4: You know what.. Why don't we go touch grass instead...? *The crew (except Mario) nodded while smiling as they started to walk outside of the Showgrounds to finally have some time in the nature... except Mario.* Mario: Nah, Screw that. Mario's gonna go watch some TV. *Mario entered the castle as He shut the door behind him then jumped on the couch and turned on the TV. As he started watching, he was really looking relaxed.* Mario (To the audience): This is the life... The End... OR IS IT?