snt bernard

Hai pooks srry i havent posted in a while!) okay so am the dog in the picture and ur a girl or boy and am a saint bernard and am pregnant and i cant hold my blatter and its normal and u have a gf named stacy who hates me like rlly hates me and she will abuse me (bai pookies also ignore the voice idk if ur a boy or girl so thats why the voice is like that srry😢)