Solar System V2

Sun: *Wisely* Children, please stop arguing. The asteroid belt isn't going anywhere. Venus: I should be the closest, Sun! I’m much more beautiful and interesting than shy little Mercury! Mercury: *Says shyly* ...I like being close to Mom.. ...please stop yelling. Earth: *Says teasingly* Chill out, Venus. You're just mad you can't support life like me. *Sighs and turns away* ...though sometimes I miss Theia. Moon: Uh, Earth? I was gonna orbit the other way today, but I forgot how...