Solarballs Part 0

Venus:Were is earth,and why is there a note,Note:I stole earth because it was earth day,Mercury:This is not normal,mars:NONONONONONONNONONONONO,Saturn:THIS CANT BE REAL,Jupiter:WE GOTTA SAVE EARTH BEFORE HE IS GONNA BE HER MOON,Moon:I WANT TO BE HIS MOON,Sun:SHE IS ON JAPAN,WE NEED TO GET ON A PLANE,Titan:THIS IS GETTING WORSE,Astrodude:I CANT BELIVE ITS EARTHDAY,WE HAVE TO STOP THIS NIGHTMARE NOW!