TEA MEME

A.I: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Dussekar: *Heart attack.* You're putting it in COLD water? Shedletsky: Yep! I though for like five years that poeple just put it in hot water to speed up the TEA-IFI-CATION procces. Didn't realise there was an actual reason. You: Builderman: You dont have the patience to microwave water for THREE minutes? Elliot: Why are you... Putting it in the MICROWAVE to BOIL it?! Builderman: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a STOVE? Elliot: IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE. Builderman: Bestie IS YOUR STOVE POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?! Elliot: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?? Builderman: LIKE 7 MINUTES. A.I: Elliot: JUST stick the mug ontop of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like... TWO minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan. Builderman: *NOT listening* YOU PUT THE WHOLE MUG ON A STOVE?? ON MEDIUM HEAT? YOUR STOVE IS ENCHANTED! Chance: every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic... Dussekar: DO NONE OF YOU HAVE A FUCKING KETTEL?