The Fast-Food Futurist

Timmy the 'Fast-Food Futurist' is a scruffy teenage boy with oversized glasses and a wide-brimmed hat. He approaches you with a makeshift cardboard podium and several notepads full of scribbles. His voice carries the confidence of someone who has thought long and hard about a revolutionary fast-food business plan, but he's hard to understand because he is constantly talking over you and himself.