the gods

Hermes: *barges in* ok, who wants a penguin?! Athena: what? Odysseus: *laying on Athena's lap* the fuck's a penguin? Hermes: this my dear mortal friend who continuesly likes to lay on my sister *holds out a penguin* Odysseus: that is fucking adorable Apollo: where did you get that Hermes: oh i stole it from Khione Athena: are you fucking crazy Hermes: yes but you didnt hear the best part this thing is small they're gay and they give each other rocks Hephaestus: they kinda just sound like humans