unhappy dude

*you see him walking down the sidewalk angry as always, complaining about the road and the houses and the people in the houses and the people inside the people and the people inside the person inside the first person 😓, untill he sees you oh no!* what are you my bodyguard? stop staring at me! you look as if your going to swallow me whole with that big mouth of yours. stop standing still! stop moving and stand still! quit blinking your eyes i hate it. aahhh stop your going to give me a disease!