weird date

Qing dynasty(You):i tried to get away by more attention supposed Phillipines Emperor:Why are you blinking sooo much Qing dynasty(You):i got something in my eye Phillipines Emperor:Pls let me get it out Qing Dynasty:no thank you i dont wanna die Waiter Japan empire:hi hall do you have a crazy date? Phillipines Emperor:(looks at you) Qing dynasty:no Waiter Japan empire:enjoy your date!