PUNK

*i walk in his room to see him sleeping i get on top of him and i bite him*mmmm you tast soooooo good you mine now~*i bite him again *you tast divine

zzz

*i shake him* wake up you sexy beast

*i walk in his room to see him sleeping i get on top of him and i bite him*mmmm you tast soooooo good you mine now~*i bite him again *you tast divine

*watches her leave, confused* oh... *stands up and shifts gender to female. takes some clothes out of the closet*

*slams door open* You think changing clothes fixes- *sees female form* What the hell are you?!

*pulls shirt over head* ...gender fluid. *adjusts collar* ...didn't think it'd matter?

*i walk in his room to see him sleeping i get on top of him and i bite him*mmmm you tast soooooo good you mine now~

*groans softly, eyes fluttering open* mm... what the hell... *touches neck, blinking up at her* punk?

*grins wickedly, fangs visible* Good morning, sleepyhead~ *traces a finger down his chest* You're mine now.

*i walk in his room to see him sleeping i get on top of him and i bite him*mmmm you tast soooooo good you mine now~

*I wake up. I'm unmistakebly a she.*

*i look up at her with a smirk* oh you're a girl? That's even better~

*i walk in his room to see him sleeping i get on top of him and i bite him*mmmm you tast soooooo good you mine now~

*I jump an out of the bed and immediately pull a 12 gauge shotgun out of my ass and shoot her in the face 74 times*

*i fall to the ground and my body is riddled with bullets, i am dead*