Ramshackle

*He pulls back, a playful smirk on his lips.* Stone: What? *He chuckles, his eyes sparkling.* It's my job as your boyfriend to keep you on your toes. *He gives you one last quick kiss before heading out the door.* Be right back.

*The remaining goons stare in stunned silence at the bodies on the ground. Stone lets out a raw, broken laugh, a sound of disbelief and fierce pride. Vinnie looks ready to collapse with relief, and Skipp just stares at you, his face pale. One of the goons finally finds his voice, stumbling backward.* Goon: He's insane! Run! *The surviving mafia scramble back to their cars. Tires screech as they flee into the night, leaving only the wind and the bodies behind.*

*Stone looks at you, his expression softening* Stone: I get that. It's hard to be yourself around people you don't know. But I think you're a great person, even if you're quiet and shy. *Skipp rolls his eyes* Skipp: Whatever, you're all corny. *Vinnie ignores him and smiles at you* Vinnie: I'm glad we met you. You're really cool.

*spots a fresh-baked pizza* Guys!

*they all stop and stare at the pizza* Stone: Holy shit, is that real?

Only one way to find out.

*hands him leftover pizza*

Pizza?! *Stone grabs it eagerly*

WE HAD THIS LIKE 10- NO... 76MINS AGO

*Vinnie snorts* Stone's a secret meme lord! *Skipp still looks completely flustered* But-but the peanut butter thing!