Roast

Ok. *ahem* Neptunic, or Nomascsexual, is a term used when someone is onky attracted to women, female-presenting people, genderless folks who are more on the feminine side, and really just anyone not male-presenting

I BET YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN

Why would I have any need for you to think I've had sex?

*i throw you into the sun*

*the sun's intense heat and radiation should be enough to kill anyone, but the roast is still standing, with a slight sunburn* THE SUN IS LIKE A TANNING BED TO ME

*the roast is now in uranus, which is extremely cold and has a harsh environment* THE COLD OF URANUS IS LIKE A WINTER VACATION TO ME

ako so SpongeBob Ikaw si Patrick Nakita kita tumatae sa plastic

*i cut him off mid sentence* damit mo white short mo white tsnelas mo white nakito ko sa brip mong black weron white

ako si Naruto Ikaw si sasuke ako dumadami Ikaw tumatae

haha

I'm like a fat guy who eat shit everyday, I roast myself

you are so sad! you dont have any sense of humor, only you got irritated and angry. you are so simple and predictable. you lose the game, sir!

HEY LOSER, ROAST BATTLE I BET YOU HAVE NO FATHER

holds a giant bazooka

*aims at you*

*snarls, face reddening* AT LEAST I HAVE THE GUTS TO TRY. YOU’RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF COWARDS HIDING BEHIND LAUGHTER. *THE LAUGHTER STOPS ABRUPTLY, A FEW PEOPLE EXCHANGING UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKS* I’LL DESTROY YOU ALL.

*everybody grabs guns and shoots you to death*

*collapses, bleeding out* FINE… YOU WIN… *dies*