Scientists

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jett: google? what's that? *william and jackie look at each other with confusion*

scientist 1(jett): *he straps u down to a hospital bed and straps the mask to ur face* ha ha, got u. scientist 2(William): *he puts the plant fumes into the tank* ready when i are jackie. scientist 3(jackie): alright *his finger hovers over the button*

*Starts to feel lightheaded*

*the three of them watch in anticipation, waiting for the effects to kick in*

*my voice becomes deeper and raspy* "is that what you wanted?"

scientist 3: we...we didn't know it would work this well. we just wanted to see if it was deadly.

"I'm not dead, am I? so you've succeeded."

*later we go to eat breakfast and we both get meat* yum!

*the other scientists are watching from a distance, they seem to be impressed by how well this experiment is going*

why aren't you eating?