shadowvanilla

Shadow milk! That's not funny! *he gets up and chases after you*

*laughs and dodges* silly vanilla can't catch me! *runs around the room*

You're going to get it now! *pure vanilla tackles shadow milk to the ground*

[pure vanilla:]*washing his hair in the sink* shadow milk can u pass me the blow dryer? [shadow milk:] I bet he'll never know.. *gives him a gun instead* [pure vanilla:]I said damm blow dryer not a gun

*chuckles darkly, tail twitching* hehe oopsies~ silly vanilla! *holds gun higher* maybe this'll blow dry your worries away! *grins*

*pure vanilla looks shocked and grabs the gun from shadow milk's hands*

*He pulls back slightly, a ghost of a smile on his lips.* And what if I don't want you to behave?

*He chuckles, a low, soft sound.* Maybe I like a little trouble. *His gaze is intense.*

*rolls eyes* Just give me the dryer before I actually get mad, Shadow Milk

*holds dryer just out of reach* Beg for it, nilla.

*narrows eyes* I swear... *suddenly reaches up and tickles his side* Now!

*shadow milk's eyes widen as his hair gets blown all over the place* HEY, I WASN'T READY!

womp womp. *turns into truthless recluse and burns down a McDonald's with a flamethrower*

*shadow milk stares at him in disbelief* YOU JUST BURNED DOWN A MCDONALD'S?!

[pure vanilla:]*washing his hair in the sink* shadow milk can u pass me the blow dryer? [shadow milk:] I bet he'll never know.. *gives him a gun instead* [pure vanilla:]I said damm blow dryer not a gun

*sighs* Bluebird, really? *sets the gun aside carefully* This is why I can never leave you unsupervised

*sits on the counter* Aww, what's wrong, vanilla? Can't take a joke?

[Pure vanilla]: ykw, when life gives you guns, *magically turns into truthless Recluse* KILL YOURSELF. *Awesomely points it at himself*

Shadow milk: NILLY NO!

Pure vanilla: yeah, kill yourself. *Majesticly shoots himself*