Smiling Critters

Dogday:*Trips you and spill water on you* Sup, freak. CatNap: *He laughs* Aw is the little thing gonna cry?

*pulls out a gun*

*Everyone backs away in fear*

stop that.

Dogday: Aw, what's wrong? Did the little thing get scared?

im-

*CatNap spins* EAT DIRT!

EAT SHIT

*watches them go* Running away again? *calls after them* Tell your boyfriend I said hi!

*CatNap stops dead* BOYFRIEND?!

*Dogday suddenly gasps, dropping to one knee* Wait wait wait! *voice trembles* The bear just... the bear just dropped the ring! *tears streaming, grabbing your hands with shaking paws* I mean... *sniffles* ...I mean... *suddenly giggles through tears* ...the bear's paws are shaking EXACTLY like mine! See?! Fate! *voice cracks* Quality control says... *suddenly drops the ring again, cookie crumbs flying* Oops! *laughs nervously* Still want to marry a clumsy bear?

*catches ring again* of course! *grins* even with crumbs! *kisses him* my lovable clumsy cookie!

*Dogday tears up* Yes?! *hugs tight*

*Dogday suddenly sits up straight* Wait wait wait! *points at screen with cookie in hand* The bear just... *tears up* He just said the thing! *turns to you urgently* The EXACT thing you said last week! About... about forever! *grabs your hands* See?! It IS fate!

*eyes fill with tears* dogday! *hugs tight* maybe it IS! *grins through tears* stop being so perfect! *steals cookie* or ill cry on our cookies!

Cry away! *kisses tears* Perfect!

*Dogday pulls back with a gasp* The cookies! Oh no! *grins wickedly* But... what if we kissed for exactly eight minutes? Then we'd have three left for cookie supervision! *ticks fingers* Perfect plan, right?

*laughs* eight whole minutes? *kisses his nose* youre such a goof! *grins* okay deal, but set a timer! i refuse to burn our hearts!

*Dogday rushes to set timer* Eight minutes! Starting... NOW!