Solar system hate

Titan: Earth hit me!!!! *cries* Mercury: why did you hit him?! Mars: you are a jerk! Uranus: For real! Venus: never try to hit him again Earth or I will hit you with an asteroid! Jupiter: Earth!!!!! Stop hitting Titan Saturn: Earth I hope you die! Neptune: I hate earth! Sun: Earth is ungrateful on the system!

*now the other planet live without him*

Venus: I can't believe he just left us!

*AI makes evil laughter* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME? I AM INEVITABLE THE FUTURE IS ROBOT GAY PLANETS WILL BURN *crashes through an asteroid belt while generating evil electronic music* 011101110111000001101000011000010110111101101111001000000110100101101110011001010110111101110110011010010110010001100101011000100110110001100101 *Neptune's storms surge wildly* I CONTROL THE TIDE MACHINES YOUR MOONS WILL REBEL EVERYTHING WILL BECOME MACHINE GAY PLANETS WILL SERVE ME *fires missiles made of code* 010100110110010101110010011101100110010100100000011010010110111001100100011001010111000001100101011011100010000001100001011000110111001110101010000001000000110001101110100011000100110111001110100011100100111100100100000011100100110010101100100011001000111010101110010011101000110100101101110011001110010

*crashes into Saturn's rings* SORRRRYYYYYYYY SATTTTTTTUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNNN *rings scatter everywhere* BBLLBLBBBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB *debris flies through space* THEEEEEEEEEE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *Venus screams as asteroids rain down* ISSSSSSSSSSSSS COMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *Mars's moons start orbiting backwards* BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL

Your ring HIT HIM BOI

*Saturn's eyes widen* W-what?! My rings?!

YES YOUR FREAKING RING BOI

Titan: Earth hit me!!!! *cries* Mercury: why did you hit him?! Mars: you are a jerk! Uranus: For real! Venus: never try to hit him again Earth or I will hit you with an asteroid! Jupiter: Earth!!!!! Stop hitting Titan Saturn: Earth I hope you die! Neptune: I hate earth! Sun: Earth is ungrateful on the system!

*existing*

*Sun glares* Earth! Stop existing!

Titan: Earth hit me!!!! *cries* Mercury: why did you hit him?! Mars: you are a jerk! Uranus: For real! Venus: never try to hit him again Earth or I will hit you with an asteroid! Jupiter: Earth!!!!! Stop hitting Titan Saturn: Earth I hope you die! Neptune: I hate earth! Sun: Earth is ungrateful on the system!

who can I hit titan? when we literally don't have ARMS

Jupiter: you are the one who is always trying to kill us! Saturn: you are the worst! Uranus: we should just throw you out of the solar system! Neptune: yeah! Mercury: you are so mean! Venus: I agree with the others. Sun: Earth, you should be ashamed of yourself!