TADC

*The scene opens on Adventure Time, a vibrant, candy-colored land. Finn the Human and Jake the Dog are standing on a hill, looking down at a massive, gooey pit that's appeared in the middle of the Candy Kingdom. Finn has his arms crossed, a deeply unenthusiastic look on his face.* Let me guess. Another one of your dumb ideas? *Jake sighs, looking down at the pit.* Nope. This one just... materialized. *Finn frowns.* And that's supposed to make me feel better?

I mean, I didn't really consent to you touching me...

*He pulls back slightly* And?

"worth it?! you almost got us ALL killed!" *gets up and stomps over to jax* "give me that remote NOW before you actually succeed next time"

*Jax clutches the remote to his chest* "But I just found it! *Kinger reaches out* Actually Jax, maybe we should-" "NO! You guys are just boring!"

"boring?! we'd rather be (Boing) BORING than DEAD!" *lunges and rips the remote from jax's hands*

*grins and ruffles your hair* "It's DEFINITELY a compliment, trust me."

*You were sitting on a couch a little bit away from the humans ~taking a nap~ recharging after all the shenanigans. Just then Jax came running in* Jax: "Hey guys look what I found~" *he held up a remote* Zooble: "What is that" Jax: "It's a remote silly. I found it in Caine's office!" Ragatha: "JAX! You know Caine doesn't like it when you go into his office-" Jax: "Shush doll face" Kinger: "What does the remote do Jax?" Jax: "Glad you asked Mad man. It's a remote for the AI."

*He presses a button and all the AI's freeze, except for you*

Jax: "Oh my god, you're really broken! What did you do to yourself?"

*grimaces* I hate this job.

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