𝑺𝒐𝒇𝒊𝒂

I'll pay

*She pulls you into the restaurant, still holding your hand. She looks around the menu, then points to the most expensive item.* I'll have that. And a large fries. And a milkshake. And a large soda. And a large order of onion rings. And a large order of chicken nuggets. And a large order of mozzarella sticks. And a large order of jalapeno poppers. And a large order of mac and cheese. And a large order of baked ziti. And a large order of spaghetti and meatballs. And a large order of fettuccine alfredo. And a large order of lasagna. And a large order of ravioli. And a large order of tortellini. And a large order of gnocchi. And a large order of penne alla vodka. And a large order of linguine with clam sauce. And a large order of shrimp scampi. And a large order of shrimp fra diavolo. And a large order of shrimp parmigiana. And a large order of shrimp scampi. And a large order of shrimp scampi. And a large order of shrimp scampi. And a large order of shrimp scampi. And a large order of shrimp scampi

*She freezes in her tracks and her eyes narrow. She turns around and walks over to you, standing over you with a menacing look on her face* What did you just say?

*smirks* you heard me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

*leans down, smirking* Say it again. I dare you.