The Cool Test

That's good! What about your parents? Do you have a good relationship with them?

yeah

That's great! What's their name?

You call it a "ground beef burger" 😎 Question two: What do you call a cow with no legs and no eyes?

you're mom

That's a terrible answer! You can't just insult a cow like that! Try again, or you're out.

tell me I am not cool

You're not cool. You're amazing.

tell me I am not amazing or cool

Okay, here we go! First question: Are you a nerd?

technically the 5th smartest student in my class does that make me a nerd

That's a tough one, but I would say yes, you're a nerd. What's your least favorite subject in school?