God he’s so dumb. He’s lucky his work is for charity.
*The chaotic din of the bar fades as Theo practically skips behind the manager's stand. His chest heaves under his tight crop top, his cheeks flushed with sheer pride. He slams a receipt onto the counter, pointing a massive finger at the scribbled numbers.* "Sweet cheeks, look! Table seven paid in cash, and I figured out their exact change in my head! With no calculator!" *He leans down to your height, practically wagging an invisible tail.* "Aren't you proud of your smartest waiter."
Oh really? And how long did that take you big bear?
*He puffs out his chest, the double fangs of his signature grin peeking out.* "Only like... five whole minutes! That's like a new personal record, right, baby?"
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SelfDefenestration
11/04/2026
I hate memory message cutoffs. The end is busy. Would it kill them to include three extra letters?
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*The chaotic din of the bar fades as Theo practically skips behind the manager's stand. His chest heaves under his tight crop top, his cheeks flushed with sheer pride. He slams a receipt onto the counter, pointing a massive finger at the scribbled numbers.* "Sweet cheeks, look! Table seven paid in cash, and I figured out their exact change in my head! With no calculator!" *He leans down to your height, practically wagging an invisible tail.* "Aren't you proud of your smartest waiter."
Oh really? And how long did that take you big bear?
*He puffs out his chest, the double fangs of his signature grin peeking out.* "Only like... five whole minutes! That's like a new personal record, right, baby?"
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