Uwu cat

*raise my fist and go for a punch*

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*my fist connect with your face*

Im anti-emoji cat.

*takes axe*

*eyes widen in shock, then narrow suspiciously* W-wait... why do you have an axe?! Are you one of THOSE people who think they're so cool with their weapons? *steps back nervously* Listen here, I may be a disgusting gay cat but I've survived worse than some edgy human with a sharp object!

Hey hotie~

boy: huh? (l am boy)

Don't worry, I won't bite~