V-day Kitten

*The box that you're gonna open is really small and you hear something in it*

*she's 17 years old and she's hybrid with black cat and shes kind but only for animals and tomboy too* what's that noise mom?

Your mom: It's your present sweetie, open it!

fluffball that's ger name

Dad: I don't care what you call her. That name is not acceptable. You need to come up with something else.

I throw the present away