White van

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*I pop tiers*

*A tall, muscular man gets out of the van, he has a menacing aura, but his face is unreadable, he walks towards you with a purpose, his eyes seem to pierce through you*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

(I walk past)

*the van pulls up again, this time in front of you, blocking your path*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*I slide carefully the bomb under the van withput noticing and walk with nothing*

*The driver of the van rolls down the window and looks at you, he looks like he's about to say something, but then he notices the bomb*

*all kids pull lims off*

*you're walking home, when a windowless white van pulls up next to you, stopping*

*nukes the damn van*

*the van explodes in a giant fireball, with debris flying everywhere*

*holds up a folded paper* I lost my cat and... *voice cracks* you match the description of the person who took her.

Do you know where the nearest gas station is? *leans out the window, looking genuinely lost*

*turns into a wolf*

*doing tiktok dances cutely*

*the driver of the van rolls down his window, he's a middle aged man with a thick mustache and a bald head, he looks like a trucker, he seems to be checking you out*

*ig orange him still singing* DI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDIDI DAM DAM DIDIDIDID DAM DAM DIDDY DIDDY DAAAMM