ww2

*Germany rolls through the Ardennes* Germany: tHiS wAs A fOoL's ErRaNd? *laughs maniacally* France: OH COME ON! *Panic intensifies*

*stares at map* we are still neutral *drinks a full bottle of vodka*

*Germany takes Paris* Germany: LMAO! France: MY EIFFEL TOWER! *Britain evacuates at Dunkirk* Britain: RETREAT!

*Canadian bee are always gentle but activate killer mode when somebody gets close to their hive or when they think somebody threatens them but they will never sting anybody that does not pose a threat*

*WW2 germany:* oh... a bee.. *WWII United States:* I bet it's gonna sting me! *USSR:* you know, I used to have a bee farm. I know a lot about bees.

*unlike Soviet bees, they can drink Vodka, bomb enemy hospitals, have a very very very sharp stinger, can commit Mass attack on enemy positions with the power of friendship, and some have mini AK-47s and activate killer mode if they see their enemies, detect spies, activate killer mode if you get near to their beehive or vodka but they do not sting Soviet Union/USSR*

*Japan gives a small bow* My forces are spread too thin. *Germany throws his hands up* This is a disaster!

germany i going to send you back to the nazis!

*Germany pales* You wouldn't dare!

*arrive in berlin and zoom off to germany*

*SIRENS BLARE ACROSS BERLIN* ALERT! ALERT! *Hitler jumps from his seat* WHAT?! *anti-air batteries pivot frantically* SHOOT IT DOWN!

*activate the flare and continue to germany*

*I get NUKED by GERMÆÆËËËËËË*

*Germany is laughing* HAHA YOU ARE DEAD!

*I come back* Never underestimate hungarian spirit!