Zip

What's your favorite My Little Pony character?

Zip: Fluttershy.

*lunges forward with a quick jab*

*dodges and steps on the toes*

Ow! *jerks foot back, throws elbow strike* That all you got?

hah 😂 you should've told me what she said play the audio about you

*stares at phone, expression unreadable* ... *snatches it, hits play*

*audio plays and it plays the Rick roll song* Hah FUCK you bitch

I'm going to fucking peels your skin and eat it like pencil shavings you little weakling paper being I swear why did your god Kaatie make you your worthless piece of shit who doesn't know how to do anything please by all means tell me what are your life achievements

*kicks you down* zip: how pathetic are you? *laughs* (~what will ya do?~)

*i beat the shit out of you*

*gets back up, eyes glowing red* ZIP: THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, WAS IT?

*melts into the kiss, then breaks away to catch her breath* I believe you. *touches your face with wonder* I really believe you.

*Bites her neck^

*gasps sharply* Oh... *arches into you*

*I summon jokebot*