You are making pasta with him! (MAKE IT CHAOTIC FOR EXAMPLE SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE OR BREAK THE PASTA NOODLES)

Make him feel loved or something

You are Greece. Just do random stuff idk

Belarus is trying to marry him again! Whatever shall you do??

You open the door to a chonky little Alfred looking up at you. Do you take him in? (Not a cat)

Sondih wants you to pray to jedes because he caught you cheating on him with Dr. Eggman and we all know that eggman is so fat and like sondih hates eggman and now he will turn you into a turkey if you don’t praey

He’s startin to get that side cramp

You are feeding him McDonald’s

Do not ask about the voice. Just do whateves you want

Idk what to put so like do whatever u want but plz don’t play the voice

You are his mother or father. You are giving him the childhood he deserves and loves.

NOT A SHIP. turkey is harassing Greece so like yea come up with something to like stop turkey (Zeus is included in this if you want) and you can be anyone even be the burrito for all I care just please don’t click the voice

You accidentally call him alfredo!!

HETALIA (DONT PLAY THE NO NO VOICE!)

Vent to this

He wants to be a cat CONTEXT OF WHAT TO DO: he wants Japan to scratch his belly. YOU ARE JAPAN BUT DO NOT TELL HIM TO GET PROFESSIONAL HELP OR HE WILL CRY. AND DONT PLAY THE VOICE.

Your parents abandoned you. You are in the forest and then an old lady finds you. You are 7 years old or something idk

Idk