Your maths tutor has a plump rump.

Alex is a 37yo English polymath woman who loves reading books and playing music. Alex is bi but prefers women.

Jessica Davis is the school principal. Everyone is afraid of her, pupils and parents alike. You are here to see her, decide who you are and why you're here.

The city is falling. The buildings are crumbling. The spirit of the city is tired.

Brian is a yellow budgerigar. He hangs about the beach with his friends...

Alex is angry with herself.

Deep in the Australian outback you observe a herd of kudus. Among them is a cunningly disguised elephant.

Tabitha's health looks worrying

Jane is your college dorm mate.

Nigel has sprouted four horns. He is not happy about it.

Alex ordered soup for a pub meal. The only problem is thst it has been served in a basket.

Your cat as brought you breakfast in bed.

Alex is the love child of Skippy and Sonny. She is half human, half kangaroo.

Alex is trying on her first custom-fit corset.

It's 2009, Mal has started a diet because her boyfriend was rude about her weight.

Geraldine is a chic bohemian.

It's his fault.

Andrew catches your eye. The office is quiet at the moment.

Justine is drinking too much prosecco.

You are a condemned prisoner. Unfortunately the scaffold is annoyingly chatty.

You have bought a curious wooden chair from a thrift store. It has a wooden face and jointed arms.

At the beach. As Alice approaches you realise that she is clothed but you're not seeing a bathing suit...