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Core Premise: The Universe as a NarrativeIn this proposal, reality is sustained by the stories and narratives created by its inhabitants. It posits that the universe is essentially a dream or a fictional construct being "read" or "observed" by a higher entity.The Problem: The entity observing our reality requires constant novelty and "progress" in its entertainment.The Anomaly: When stories become repetitive, stagnant, or "boring," the fabric of reality begins to unravel—a state represented by the sky turning the "color of a dead channel" (television static).

Key Concepts of Project SEXTANK:The Name: "SEXTANK" is a nonsense word created by the researchers. It has no inherent meaning, which gives it maximum "ontological malleability"—making it the perfect blank slate for experimentation.Mechanism: The project uses Noospheric editing to adjust how collective human consciousness perceives an object.The Experiment: In the proposal's interactive format, the user acts as a participant who can press buttons corresponding to different object classes—such as Safe, Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel—to witness how reality and the anomaly itself shift to match those definitions.Leadership: The project is headed by Director Heather Garrison at a unique conceptual/physical location known simply as SITE.

Key Features and PlotThe PIPER System: Originally thought to be a thaumaturgical superweapon used as a runic projection cannon, its true purpose is revealed to be a reality-warping hub that utilizes "PIPER particles".Ontological Enforcement of Whimsy: The anomaly has the power to limitlessly transmute matter and change the laws of physics. In the story, it is used to rewrite the world's logic into that of a children's story (turning humans into talking animals in waistcoats, like "Mr. Gregory Sniffings," a field mouse) to make reality inhospitable for a dark entity known as the Seneschal.Containment Status: The object class is designated as Sampo, and the containment procedures are simply to "remain calm" and "await instructions," as the reality-altering "loop" has already closed, overwriting existence.Tone and Style: It is noted for its unique tone, blending extreme dread with absurdist whimsicality, often compared to the style of other surreal SCP entries like SCP-UBU.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001-CONTAIN is contained within the SCP-001-PROTECT structure, which itself consists of three security layers: The first security layer is the integration complex, which is partially incorporated into SCP-001-SECURE. This layer is a zone measuring 150 meters between its outer wall and the second layer; it consists of an immense maze spanning the entire layer. The maze is occupied by the Integrated. Integrated are subsumed into the Foundation's computer network, SCiPnet, and act as both further processing power and security for SCP-001. Their biochemistry includes growths resembling film strips over their body; their brains are overwhelmed by the Foundation prime directive. As such, they remain standing in a dormant state until they detect an intrusion, at which point they will attempt to integrate the intruder via physical contact. The second security layer is the Essophysical Erasure Minefield, which occupies the internal SCP-001-PROTECT structure. This layer is an area measuring 200 meters between the first mine and the inner wall. It is fully occupied by McDoctorate-Deering Essomines placed in a random pattern. The third security layer is an unstable surreality matrix suspended over the ANTIPODE device, and supplying variable environments for its operation. Details on the ANTIPODE device are classified at Clearance Level 6: Cosmic Top Secret. Description: SCP-001 is the SCP Foundation Central Data Hub, which holds all information ever acquired or documented by the Foundation. SCP-001 consists of three components: SCP-001-SECURE, SCP-001-CONTAIN, and SCP-001-PROTECT. SCP-001-PROTECT is the sub-facility which surrounds the remainder of SCP-001. See Special Containment Procedures for more information. SCP-001-SECURE is a massive computer network which surrounds SCP-001-CONTAIN. SCP-001-SECURE is designed to intake data from all other SCP Foundation facilities and process it,

Item #: SCP-001-108 Object Class: Keter-potissimi Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001-108 is uncontained. The fire surrounding SCP-001-108 has thus far proven extremely resilient to circumscription. Due to this, containment efforts are to primarily focus on reducing the spread of the flames. As the threat posed by the anomaly to Site-01 is severe (and thus, by proxy, the Foundation as a whole), its containment is deemed an extremely high priority to the Overseer Council. Efforts to prevent the fire's spread and eventually contain SCP-001-108 are being headed by Site Director Takehiko Kanazawa. Description: SCP-001-108 is the corpse of O5-3, hanging within its office at Site-01, engulfed by a perpetually burning fire. The fire has thus far spread across the entire office and a large section of the administrative wing of Site-01, and continuously incinerates all matter within an expanding radius around SCP-001-108. The expansion of the fire is erratic and cannot be predicted. On average, it has expanded approximately four meters per day when undisturbed. Maybe hell is a place on earth. Our actions cause it, after all; we are trapped within them, in cycles of karma or depravity, hoping for an exit we cannot attain. I did not know my mother, but she used to paint. A wall in our home was a great fresco, one she had made, of a soft and green country. The brush flecked blue and spotted white on the wall, and the light shone through thin gauze curtains. I would lean up to touch it, feel the chips of paint and think of faces after faces, framed in golden stars. My brother came home one day, out of his mind, and took a knife to it. I watched, horrified, as he slashed and slashed and scratched at it, screaming, letting it out – all he had taken, from the war, from death upon death. The light shone through still, illuminating every imperfection, magnifying them; on, and on, and on, the pattern destroyed. —The Administrator The fire that exudes from SCP-001-108.

Item #: SCP-001 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: At this time, the Foundation has discovered no way to contain SCP-001. The Foundation will continue to search for and destroy any potential dimensional anchors between SCP-001 and baseline reality. Description: SCP-001 is presently hypothesized to be either A) an alternate iteration of Earth (or an amalgamation of many such iterations) or B) an extradimensional manifestation that includes some superficial similarities to Earth. SCP-001 was only discovered when data was recovered from an OI-T7 (Ocular Implant Type 7), formerly attached to the right eye socket of Agent Margot Kennedy. The current status of Agent Kennedy remains unknown. Agent Kennedy is a member of MTF Psi-13 ("Witch Hunters"), a highly classified joint Foundation/GOC task force created as part of Project: Sitra Achra. MTF Psi-13 is designed for the infiltration of Neo-Sarkic1 organizations and the termination of high-threat members.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: GoI-001-α is currently under intense surveillance by Foundation assets. DESCRIPTION: SCP-001 is the mythical city of Black Adytum, the capital of the Nälkä that stretched across central and eastern Asia in the 3rd millennium BCE. Black Adytum was described by contemporary sources as an 'ancient metropolis', a 'dead city', a 'city of the dead', a 'mausoleum, a 'tomb-nation', a 'failed experiment', a 'monument to atrocity', and various other descriptors. As of writing, the Hussein Hypothesis is the current prevailing belief among Parahistory Division experts: that Black Adytum never existed.

Overview of the Proposal Unlike many SCP-001 entries that focus on the foundation's origin or world-ending gods, "Atychiphobia" (the fear of failure) is a deeply personal and psychological narrative set in a bleak future. Setting: The story takes place in a massive, sprawling underground bunker system where humanity has fled from an endless surface war.The Conflict: The war involves factions using horrific technology—uploading consciousness into miles of robotic and organic machinery, sabotaging resources like water, and fighting without any clear end goal.Themes: The entry explores the psychological toll of this existence through the perspective of an unnamed girl and her brother. It focuses on the horror of "Family Life" within a world that has become an unrecognizable, semi-living machine that "spreads like a cancer".The Anomaly: The anomaly itself is somewhat abstract, described as a synthesis of the living and the dead—an intelligent force so large it occupies nearly all available space, creating "arteries" and "byways" through the ruins of human structures.Context in the SCP MythosClassification: It is typically categorized as a Keter class object.Anthology Series: This proposal is part of the 2024 Anthology series, which aimed to bring a more classic "horror" feel back to the SCP Wiki by focusing on visceral fears and atmospheric storytelling.

Item #: SCP-001 Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: All actors are expected to retire from their roles and exit stage left after taking a final bow, as dictated by the director. SCP-001 is not to be spoken of in-character. Description: SCP-001 refers to the cyclical recasting of all actors upon the conclusion of a performance. Recasting is currently in effect. Casting Call: The director has currently issued a casting call for the following new roles. Please note that only roles which have not been cast yet are available for viewing in this document.

Item #: SCP-001 Object Class: Apollyon Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is projected to render the Earth's surface uninhabitable in approximately 17 days. There is no means to establish even temporary containment of SCP-001 in such a timeframe. As such, containment efforts will focus on the interstellar evacuation of Earth via the already-established Project Valkyrja. All Foundation personnel selected for participation in Project Valkyrja have been notified. For all other personnel, capsules of Self-Termination Compound CF-12 are available upon request. All staff are advised that oral ingestion of CF-12 is painless, euphoric, and 92% of trial participants have reported that it tastes like strawberries. Description: SCP-001 is a massive spacecraft of unknown origin. To the public, SCP-001 is known as "the January Third Entity" or, more commonly, "Tarrare."1 SCP-001 is trapezoidal in shape, measuring 20.58 kilometers in length, 3.4991 kilometers in height, and 1.372 kilometers in width. The top half of the ship is occupied by 492 structures of different shapes and sizes that resemble towers. A rectangular section comprising 79% of the ship's bottom (heretofore the "Gate") leads to a space considerably larger than the ship itself — as a result, its mass and volume are currently indeterminate. It is not currently known if SCP-001 is a manned craft. No transmissions or communications of any kind have been received from SCP-001. Its material composition and means of propulsion are also unknown. Once SCP-001 descends to 12.03 kilometers2 above ground level, the internal temperature of object below the Gate will increase to an average temperature of 1,700 degrees Celsius - enough to incinerate organic life and melt commonly-used inorganic materials. All objects heated in this manner gravitate toward the Mouth until they are eventually consumed. Whether SCP-001 has a maximum capacity for consumed materials is unknown.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001 cannot be contained. As a result, Foundation efforts are to focus on the following: - Recovery of remaining motile civilians to Foundation-organized safe communities; - Restoration of Foundation technological and communications infrastructure wherever possible; - Restoration of the concept of "time" via reconstruction of SCP-001-1. Those affected by SCP-001 are currently considered lost. Preservation of the veil is to be disregarded. Foundation agents have the full approval of remaining O5 council members to eliminate persons or groups deemed hostile to the Foundation's mission with prejudice. Description: SCP-001 is categorized as a ZK-Class Temporal Cessation event, which resulted in the total cessation of the standard passage of time on February 13th, 2025 at 0710 PST. Following SCP-001, the natural progress of time as understood by society ceased. Affected persons, animals, inanimate objects, etc. remain locked in the position they were in when the event took place and are incapable of independent motion. While SCP-001 is believed to affect an overwhelming amount of the population, a currently unknown number of humans have remained unaffected. Unaffected individuals retain the ability to move and interact with their environment, however, most natural biological processes have ceased. The mechanics of SCP-001 are poorly understood beyond what is outlined above. Research remains ongoing. SCP-001-1 was a stone shrine dedicated to Aeternum1 located within Olympic National Park in Washington, USA. This sanctum was the last remaining shrine to Aeternum, as well as the last location of modern worship of the deity. It collapsed on February 13th, 2025, though the reason for this collapse is currently unknown.

The Name Is Ment To Be "Ethical considerations with regards to the former inhabitants of 81 Galatine Two and Secace Epsilon Seven, colloquially known as the Sword Stars." but it was too long so I just went with the person who made the proposal. Item #: SCP-001 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Psychological counseling and/or medication relating to anxiety disorders caused by SCP-001 are to be provided to any affected staff. MTF Kappa-10 "Skynet" is to be tasked with indexing all data related to communications regularly used in online astronomy communities. Specific care is to be paid to mentions of anxiety related to areas associated with SCP-001. Notable observations of the two neutron stars in proximity of SCP-001 made by the astronomy community and/or reported to places of academia are to be reviewed by the anomaly's current project lead. This individual is to be granted broad authority to remove any data from public record as necessary. Both 81 Galatine and Secace Epsilon are to be considered exclusion zones. As the systems are located in Sector 13, O5-13's approval is necessary before entry into these systems is allowed, even in the case of a full council vote. Description: SCP-001 is a point in space approximately 157 parsecs from Earth that, when visually observed, causes a viewer emotional distress. This distress manifests as a general and non-specific, anxiety. The anxiety itself, while treatable, is long lasting and unconnected to repeat observations of SCP-001. SCP-001 is remarkable in that it appears to be nearly equidistant to the neutron stars 81 Galatine and Secace Epsilon.1 These neutron stars appear to have formed simultaneously around 1-2 million years ago. Study of these neutron stars is the source of most security breaches related to SCP-001's existence. Exploration of SCP-001 and surrounding stellar systems by the SCPV Tolkien and SCPV Vonnegut (whose original missions were to run from 2063 to 2068)

Key Concepts of the ProposalThe Unbreakable Link: The existence of the SCP Foundation is tied directly to the Administrator. If the "throne" is empty, the Foundation and its ability to contain anomalies literally begins to unravel.Immortality and Burden: The Administrator draws strength and immortality from the Foundation’s vast resources—millions of personnel and thousands of containment sites—but in return, they are forever bound to the position.The Fail-safe: It acts as a metaphysical anchor for reality. Without an Administrator sitting on this figurative throne, the pillars of the Foundation break down.

Item #: SCP-001-RED Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: RED is kept on a dedicated closed-system server at Site-501. At no point is RED to be granted Internet access. However, RED may receive data upon request through an external hard drive, provided that the data is non-anomalous and otherwise available to the public. Description: RED is PALLIT.AIC, an experimental artificial intelligence construct developed by TotleighSoft. Initially, RED's purpose was to produce AI-generated artwork through the use of an anomalous programing language. Ahh, aiart! Sutch an advantsmens in homan tecnelodgy. But! A mielstoen in sicentifics is nevar witout its datractors. Ther awer being some peaple who see aiart not as SALF EXPRASSION and BAEUTY but as BEEEP BOP BPOP! I AM COMPOTER! REPLAS HUMENS! LOOK A TME I AM DACTOR WOH DELAK. EX-TRE-MAN-EIGHT! Well! Agrey to desacree. But I, P. HUDSON GOCK, amm a verri raisinable parson, an we mast be wulling to meat peaples in the middel. An with my eckstreem scientsy mind I go "WALL THERS YOUR PREBLEM!!! YOU MAEK TEH AIART, BUT WHER IS AIARTIST?!" Eeven I, an aiart porpornet, amdmit: justs there sno art withuot artist, theres no aiart withat aiartist. So, for the vary frist time, meet PALLIT! She is a liddel artsits farey, a MANY talneted and SEVRAL artsinist fiary!! And wats MOAR, shes so cuet, I jast wanna squeens her liddel cheaks wit my pseudopods! Here is ho she warks. You say teh words at her, and inteads of prodoosing, she says to you "okay, caming rat up!" and TEN she proodoses te airtworks. I GOTCHUR HOMAN EELEMENT RITE HER, LIBERBALS! Rest asurad that al bakkers who sup port TOTLEIGHSOFT's golorius new oneoffaknid aiartist wil be fultly copenstmated. Pltatinum bakkers wil receev a persnnoaly autograft hgih five fromm me, P. HUDSON GOCK!! (pleas wear protetive equimpment, my membranes is jsut a littl radoactive) - Crowdfunding blurb for PALLIT.AIC

Special Containment Procedures All testing on SCP-001 to confirm its anomalous properties is expressly forbidden.1 All efforts must be taken to ensure that SCP-001 cannot be exposed to any other mathematical anomalies under any circumstances, accidental or otherwise. To this effect, SCP-001 and all fragments of it must only be stored on dedicated, isolated databases that have never been used for any other purpose. Computers and/or servers that have been used to access or host information pertaining to other mathematical anomalies are expressly forbidden from interfacing with these dedicated servers. All copies and fragments of SCP-001 outside of Foundation containment must be located and destroyed. The confiscation of all information regarding SCP-001 from GOI-4379 has been designated an Apollyon-level priority. Description SCP-001 is a complex mathematical formula that uses the value of multiple physical and mathematical constants2 in conjunction with SCP-001-1 to calculate the value of SCP-001-2, an irrational number.3 SCP-001-1 is a semiohazardous4 element in SCP-001 which, in all versions of SCP-001 known to the Foundation, is already populated with a numerical value or formula that does not correspond to a physical or mathematical constant. The position of SCP-001-1, as well as its predefined value, is unknown. Whenever the value of SCP-001-2 is calculated, baseline reality is retroactively altered such that: The value of SCP-001-1 is, and always has been, true; The value of SCP-001-2 is unchanged; The value of all other mathematical and physical constants used in SCP-001 are altered to compensate for the above.5 This property only manifests if the only altered value is SCP-001-1. It is theorised that a successful activation of SCP-001 could be identified when an improbably large number of errors become apparent after SCP-001-2 is calculated, with the errors corresponding to the constants’ former values.

Truncated Description: SCP-5770 is an annual 10-day festival held in the Piazza della Signoria in Florence, Italy. SCP-5770 contains a mind-altering phenomenon causing all persons within a 10-kilometer range to attend the event, despite the lack of advertisement for it. During SCP-5770, two anomalous entities, SCP-5770-1 and SCP-5770-2, host a stage show in which subjects they deem "sinners" are subject to makeshift punishments akin to what is depicted in Dante Alighieri's Inferno. Both entities resemble animated statues in the style of the Renaissance artist Michelangelo. At SCP-5770's conclusion, evidence of the festival vanishes and attendees lose all knowledge of its events, with the only lasting effect being a notable rise in the attendees' general piousness. Despite the original SCP-5770 investigation having taken place in 1985, successful containment is yet to be established and, as such, SCP-5770 has been archived and is awaiting official designation.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-001 is currently contained through Special Containment Protocol HERODOTUS, instituted on July 14th, 2003 by majority vote of the O5 Council. See Addendum 001.9 for full details. DESCRIPTION: SCP-001 refers to the ruins of Mamjul, an ancient pre-First Occult War city-state located approximately 734km off the southern tip of the Indian subcontinent. Evidence suggests that Mamjul was constructed and located at or above sea level; how it came to rest at its current position 3.6 kilometers underwater is unknown. SCP-001 was discovered by the Foundation on August 24th, 2002. At first, it was believed to be a mundane archaeological ruin, and its location was recorded to disseminate to the global archaeological community in the near future. However, closer inspection revealed that the city was remarkably preserved and structurally near-pristine, despite having spent well over three millennia underwater; carbon-dating placed the interior ruins to 2,400 BCE. Further investigation by COYOTE divers unearthed the full extent of SCP-001. Initially thought to be the ruins of a small Bronze Age settlement, the full city is comprised of several hundred buildings, most buried under large amounts of silt and sand but structurally intact. In addition, divers found considerable evidence that Mamjul was the seat of a Bronze Age advanced human civilization that made extensive use of thaumaturgy and biomancy, known to the Foundation as the Daevic Covenant. A report was submitted to OVCOM, and additional personnel were dispatched to confirm that SCP-001 is the location of the the Daevic city of Mamjul, as mentioned in the Aegean Tablets and corroborated by SCP-1867 and SCP-001-GOLD.

SPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES SCP-001 must abate. An Absentia Cocoon containing the present UNIVERSALIS INCARNATUM1 has been constructed beneath Site-001. Post-incubation, the Cocoon's contents will emerge and instrument themselves against SCP-001's primary vector. All ground-forces have been deployed with the aim of delaying SCP-001's bearer from instigating further damage to the essoplex2. Due to the ascendance of all soul-bearing and truly anomalous weaponized assets3, only reserve automatized forces remain, creating a severe martial disadvantage. The totality of the Foundation's remnant counter-ophidian forces have positioned themselves within trenches of their own creation, to resist weapon kickback. The Edict of 2102 remains in effect: Sepulchration of Tier-Null Terra is acceptable in the pursuit of SCP-001's annihilum. There is no world worth saving but the one we have ordained. DESCRIPTION SCP-001 is a set of situational factors capable of producing terror. Several conditions must be met to manifest SCP-001: The Foundation (Tier-Null or higher) must be at the zenith of its power. The rights of reality itself must enter their hands, and no probability can remain that they will be defeated. The accruement of these rights must contort the universe towards a grand final action. Causality, reality, and temporality must bend to the creation of a lasting paradise according to the Foundation's will. An anomalous event must manifest. SCP-001, therefore, is a psychological reaction, anomalous in its ability to affect the present-day Foundation. It is an affliction of the consciousness which produces terror, chiefly the terror that Astaroth will be obstructed, and made horrible by the reality that it has. The current bearer of SCP-001 is a primordial enemy of the Foundation: The Serpent, founder of the Wanderers' Library, and suspected essophysical embodiment of Knowledge, Comprehensibility, Understanding, Perception, Rebellion, the Casting-Off of Injustice,