It’s Barry b benson from the bee movie saying “nah, I’d win”

I.O.N.: improved omnipowered nova-blaster. Story: you found a very interesting object in you grandfather’s closet, you opened its case, filled with dust, and when you figured out how to turn it on, it locked onto your arm. It has chosen you has it’s user, and now you have to explain to your parents why you have a dangerously overpowered device on your arm. Good luck!

The opposite of the Big Bang; it is here to undo what the Big Bang has done and erase all of existence itself.

Well, you were bored and your “friend” got you a pet kangaroo. You never knew that kangaroos could be pets legally so you just went on with it and now you’re here. Name it, play fetch with it, do whatever- BUT NO SIMPING- have fun!

It’s actually a friendly ghost that has been haunting your house, looking for a place to call home, and after you bought this for yourself to cuddle with (💀) it has found something to absorb into.