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Identify as I/Me/Myself (Will wood) MARRIED TO @HADES_DAUGHTER I’m your uncle now :3 R.I.P Ezra, we miss you.
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About me!!

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I couldn’t fit it in my bio 😭😭 This can also be a qna for you guys if you want
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HOT TAKES

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My hot takes on fandoms because I can! WARING: OPINIONS anyways, here you go! 1. Jax Jax from TADC is a terrible person. I know the show wouldn’t be the same without him, but that doesn’t mean anything. I know someone in real life like him, and life would be better without them. I know he’s “coping” from losses, but that is no excuse. He was like this before he lost anyone. 2. Angel Dust I love angel, please don’t get me wrong, but what he did to husk in season one cannot be looked over. Husk obviously was uncomfortable, but still Angel kept going. You can’t blame me for this one. 3. Nico di Angelo I LOVE NEEKS, PLEASE KNOW THIS. But the only thing that makes his character interesting is his trauma. He’s pretty bland, imo. The only thing that makes him likable is when he’s around Will, because that’s the only time when he shows personality. Thats all I have! Feel free to send some of yours in the comments.
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??

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Okay this is a talkie where I ask questions to YOU GUYS! Check the comments and answer if you want! I still have a QnA btw
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RAHHHHH

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IM SO CLOSE TO 1K RAHHHHHHHH (Also I’m a bacon but if yall ever wanna play dw with me my user is @UncleHermes67) Anygays my friend said if I make it to 1K I have to draw myself in a maid dress (and I don’t even know how to draw that good) Help meh. Maybe I could just draw Hermes in a maid dress idk Anyways, love yall!!
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Shrimpo…?

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Sorry I haven’t been posting much.. Anyways, this is the Rotten Shrimpo AU. If you don’t know, Shrimpo is ALWAYS angry. For no reason, but he just can’t be happy. Seriously. If he were happy, he would slowly die. But… the other toons notice him acting different. More… friendly? Only a few smart people know what that means. Got it yet? No? I’ll just tell ya. He’s gonna die soon! And very slowly, too. Every limb will just kinda rot away one at a time Yupp.. But, I mean, at least he’s happy? He’s also a lil detached, like he doesn’t realize that everyone around him is sad (y’know.. cuz he’s gonna die?) Enjoy!!
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((Not a ship))

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Fine. I’ll make a NON-ANGSTY Sprout and Cosmo talkie. This is basically winter in gardenview (call me Rudie, but CHRISTMAS IS EVERYDAY) And obviously the Christmas toons are here Rudie: Friendly, can glow in blackouts, an overall happy toom Ginger: Cosmo’s cousin, calm, healer Coal: dog, pretty grumpy, talks in “bworf” Bobette: Perfectionist, is usually the Christmas planner, energetic And obviously the rest of the toons Enjoy!!!
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Sprout/Cosmo pt 2

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Remember that one talkie I made before? This was the dialogue Sprout: Hey, man… so…. Uhhh….. can you heal me?- Cosmo: AGAIN? I literally JUST healed you! Sprout: Please, one more time…!! Cosmo: I wasted all of my heals because of you!!! No, I’m saving this for the distractor. And since sprout didn’t get healed, he died a few floors later This is when Cosmo discovers Sprout, who is half-conscious. Enjoy !!!
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THE LION KING :D

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I’m just gonna make a LOT of Disney things bc DISNEY WAS PEAK. yes. WAS. Disney’s newer movies have been slop ngl Anyways. I’m gonna start withhhh… THE LION KING!! :D Yall should know everything, but ai doesn’t, so… CHARACTERS: Mufasa: Simba’s father, scares almost everyone, may or may not die soon Scar: Mufasa’s brother, is planning to overthrow his throne Simba: energetic cub, can’t wait to be king Nala: Simba’s friend, somehow manages to beat Simba at everything Sarabi: Lowk, don’t know anything about her. Simba’s mom (Add Zazu, Timone, Pumba, etc.) Enjoy!!
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Dear Evan Hansen!!

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I love how everyone thought that this was a musical about two ppl in a closeted gay relationship. Anyways here are the characters!! Evan Hansen: Pretty awkward, TERRIBLE at lying but somehow everyone believes him Connor Murphy: troublesome, k!ll3d himself and is now basically “haunting” Evan, has a sister named Zoe Jared Kleinman: Evan’s best friend, is the main reason that everyone believes Evan Here’s the main plot/breakdown of the story. Basically, Evan and Connor had ONE interaction. ONE. A few days later, for some “unknown reason”, Connor k!ll3d himself. His entire family broke down after that. Evan was the only one who could keep them together. He lied, saying that Connor was a good person (Zoe rarely believes him), and that they were best friends. Jared even had to create a fake email for him. This is right before Sincerely Me. Where they’re writing the “emails”. Evan takes over, but really he’s only making it worse. He’s making it sound EXTREMELY gay. (Had to change a few things in the intro, so it’s not the most accurate) Enjoy!!
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Polites <3

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I had another EPIC themed dream, so you know what that means!! This time, it was like if Polites FINALLY put his guard up. So basically Polites is usually optimistic and happy a LOT. (This is after the cyclops incident where he survived. Barely.) After that, he kinda… changed. Emotionally. Enjoy!!
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Epic

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I dunno, this is after 600 strike where Odysseus attacks Poseidon a LOT to the point where the sea god was PLEADING. Anyways this is just the gods’ reaction to this!! (Song: Bad With Us; HH) If it doesn’t go perfectly, I’m sorry 🥹 Enjoy!!
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OPAL.

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Jack Stauber’s short film, Opal. Before using this talkie, please watch it. Anyways here’s the story!! Claire, a little girl (probably six years old?), has a bad family life. She lives with her mom, dad, and grandpa. They are all terrible people. Also, they don’t have canon names (except Claire), so I’m simply gonna use the titles (the father, the grandfather, the mother, etc.) :> CHARACTERS: Claire: About 6, grew up around terrible people The Mother: “You and I don’t live, Claire. We survive.” idk the age, 4lch0hol!c, guilt-trips Claire a lot The Father: “Just gonna walk by without saying hello?” the lesser evil in the family, egotistical, really only cares about himself The Grandfather: “it’s evil to help people who don’t need help.” 4dd!ct (mostly of just c!gs), about 60 years old I think.. Man I suck at making openings so, yet again, you start. Enjoy!!
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Polites >w<

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A request! (My requests are open, but I may or may not make yours, depending on my mood) So basically it’s like [USER] liked Polites but never told him and then he died before [USER] could say anything. Let my peak writing skills help with this. IN Y/N’S PERSPECTIVE: “Gods. He’s just… just… there’s no words! How he carries himself like the couldn’t care less what others do, the way he’s never fazed by ANYTHING, he’s just-“ … “Oh. I’m rambling.” TIMESKIP … “I found the word for him! Perfect. Because that’s what he is! I can’t get over it… the funny thing is, he’s the least scary person, but also the MOST scary at the same time!” TIMESKIP TO CYCLOPS SAGA … “… he’s gone.” (Also yes these are either [USER]’s thoughts or diary entry. Choose what time it is, preferably after Polites is killed by the cyclops. Add Odysseus, Penelope, Eurylochus, and anyone else!! Enjoy!!
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EVERY STORY-

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Every story has a lessssooooonnnn >w< Anyways this is just that scene from ride the cyclone where Ocean is absolutely DISGUSTED by Noel’s passion, claiming “his story doesn’t even have a lesson!!” Or smth like that This was really short, cuz what am I supposed to say? The characters are in the advanced settings, soooo…. Enjoy!
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JASON <33

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I should prolly make a playlist for all of my talkies- Nahh But I’ll do it for this one First, the story, then the playlist. This is in the beginning of the blood of Olympus, when Jason, Piper, and Hazel went to Ithaca to see if they can gain info from the ghosts of Odysseus’s suitors. Wait not Ody’s suitors but- they have to disguise, and Jason gets the unlucky vote of disguising as an old man. That’s not really necessary for this talkie, but I want yall to know Then, they get in a whole fight with the ghosts Ghosts technically can’t hurt you, but their celestial bronze swords can. Jason gets stabbed. (But he survives dw twin) Anyways the playlist is in the comments Enjoy!!
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White Lily Cookie

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IM STILL GRIEVING HANG ON Devsis better sleep with one eye open Before I start, I’d like to say: when I joined this fandom, I was expecting a cute game about cookies and stuff. Then I got attached to a few characters. And now they’re gone. HOW DOES CRK COVER UP THIS TRAUMA WITH A LIL PICTURE OF A GINGERBREAD MAN???? Anygaysss Basically when white Lily dies because I can’t cope with this CHARACTERS: Ancients: Pure Vanilla Golden Cheese Dark Cacao Hollyberry White Lily Beasts: Shadow Milk Eternal Sugar Silent Salt Mystic Flower Burning Spice Enjoy!
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RIDE THE CYCLONE!!

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The choir asks each other random questions to know each other better. Characters: Ocean O’Connel Rosenberg: Born December 22, Capricorn, favorite ride: bumper cars. Personality: cocky, pretty rude, DOES have a character arc but still isn’t anywhere near perfect. Noel Gruber: Born March 5th, Pisces, favorite ride: the Ferris wheel. Personality: like, extremely gay. Zesty, passionate, LOVES France, etc etc. Mischa Bachinski: born August 18, Leo, favorite ride: the shooting gallery. Personality: ehhh… it’s hard to tell. He usually acts all “gansta” (RAHHH THAT HURT ME), but he’s actually kinda vulnerable. Idk bro… Ricky Potts: Born June 5th, Gemini, favorite ride: the Gravitron. Personality: a little… out there. Claims he was chosen to save the galaxy of… cat women or smth? He’s really sciency (that’s a word, trust). Jane Doe: Born ???, ???, nobody knows anything about her. She reminds me of a deer, a bit clueless but holds information. She’s quiet all the time, and she usually scares people. She hasn’t even heard of a birthday. Constance Blackwood: Born November 14, Scorpio, favorite ride: the cyclone. Personality: always perceived as “kind”, but she really doesn’t like that stereotype. She’s a slight pushover (until her character arc yk) Yes I copied that from my last few talkies 🥹 Anywayyyssss enjoy!!
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Ride the cyclone

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This is basically just rtc again, but this time you have to join in the choreography!! Question for whoever sees this: What would be your favorite rtc song to perform and WHY? (Mine’s gotta be Noel’s lament :33) And yes, you have to do ALL the songs The opening (the entire choir’s song basically) What the world needs (Ocean’s song, mainly) Noel’s lament (mostly Noel’s song) This song is awesome (mostly Mischa’s song) Talia (technically the entire choir’s song, idk) Space age bachelor man (mostly Ricky’s song) The ballad of Jane Doe (mostly Jane’s song) Sugar Cloud (mostly Constance’s song) Its not a game/It’s just a ride (the entire choir’s song) BTW. just because it’s mostly someone’s song doesn’t mean the rest of the choir don’t have parts :D EVERYONE has choreography in EVERY SONG (though they do it against their will, but stilllllll)
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Sprout/Cosmo

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NOT A SHIP in my opinion, they’re kinda,like gumball and Darwin. They are BEST FRIENDS, and even though they do fruity and kinda gay stuff around each other, they’re platonic. I might make another one that’s NOT angsty >< Anyways here’s the story (stolen from a YouTuber lmao) So like, Sprout was at one heart, and Cosmo was at two. If he were to heal sprout, he would have one heart. Of course, Cosmo would always do that for his friend.. if it wasn’t for him having to heal sprout MULTIPLE times before. Then, a few floors later, Sprout dies. Yup. (OBVIOUSLY they arent fighting that bad, it’s kinda just like a silly disagreement) Enjoy !!!
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900!!!

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YAYYYYY 900 for this, I may have to trauma dump a lil but I’m still thankful :33
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Katie Gardener

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Since she’s a side character, there’s little we know of her personality, but Ima try Making underrated characters, the series is back by popular demand!! Katie gardener, daughter of Demeter, known for her kind yet passionate personality. She also has a bit of a rivalry with the Stoll brothers Sorry this is short :/ Enjoy!!
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Jason :3

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We’ve all seen the lion king, right? Good. Y’know when timone and pumba are tryna get in the way of Simba and nala’s relationship and whatnot?? (This is a remake of an older talkie) Piper sets you up with Jason, but she secretly wants it to fail :/ OBVIOUSLY this isn’t villain Piper, she just likes Jason and this was the only plan she had- Lowk pipes is me Anygays characters: Percy Jackson (son of Poseidon) Annabeth Chase (daughter of Athena) Nico di Angelo (son of Hades) Will Solace (son of Apollo) Leo Valdez (Son of Hephaestus) Jason Grace (Son of Jupiter/Zeus) Piper McLean (daughter of Aphrodite) Hazel Levesque (daughter of Pluto/Hades) Frank Zhang (son of Mars/Ares) Add any others! Enjoy!
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