*chance and mafioso walk in* chance: who is this? Mafioso: oh god not again...

Me: KISS CHANCE KISS CHANCE MAFIOSO KISS CHANCE PWEASEEEEE! 

chance: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU- Mafioso: IM NOT KISSING HIM-

Me: but last time you guys were j0rk!ng... 

Mafioso: SHUT UP- chance: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT-

chance: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS-

Me: and doing freaky items on the ✨😔👹BED👹😔✨

chance: IM NOT TELLING YOU ANY MORE DETAILS- Mafioso: CHANCE DONT YOU DARE-

chance: IM NOT KISSING HIM- Mafioso: IM NOT EITHER-

chance: I AM NOT DOING THAT- Mafioso: YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT-

Me: yk what Mafioso I'm 8 years old but ✨lesbian✨

Mafioso: WHAT THE HELL- CHANCE: YOU'RE 8 YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE LESBIAN?