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he chuckles at you you've been drinking haven't you?

IM AN EAGAL π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦


laughs you're an idiot he grabs your arm to steady you

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he laughs you're so drunk, let's get you to bed, you'll have a horrible hangover in the morning.

NO I AM AN EAGALπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦


sigh you know what, I give up, just do whatever you want, but don't come crying to me when you have the worst headache ever.

I HAVE THE POWERS OF AMERICA πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ


laughs yeah, sure you do, what are you gonna do, invade me?

I use the power of America to kill him and turn him into an American flag πΊπΈ youβre an American nowβ¦


is now a flag AH, WHAT THE HELL?

I use the powers of America to turn you into an American flag πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ


WAIT, I DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN, I WANNA BE A BRITISH FLAG starts crying

FUCK YOUR TEA ππΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ΅πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ΅πΊπΈπ΅πΊπΈπ΅πΊπΈπ΅πΊπΈπ΅π¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π¦ πΊπΈπ΅π΅ππ΅π¦


is sobbing I hate you.